You're so ***** if...

...You don't think of it as enslavement. You think of it as delegating all of your fiscal, moral and relational decisions to an impartial third party.

You know you're ***** to VG if...

...You now know Marjana!

You know you are ***** if you've gone into deep depression after loading 99c and no longer get demo clips.......

Prozac or Whiskey?

Yeah! You are ***** if you want a car equipped with the VG's option!

Thats a DUI for sure!

when u expect to find 'booster packs' at the supermarket.

and u hope u could buy vghd cards with your university credits

when u spent all of your gamble, ***** and *****'s money in vghd

when your wife ask u what dress she should wear, u say 'i like the BLACK TIGER better than the PINK DISCO'

You are still *****, that each week you are planning a special VG's evening on a big screen with a playlist prepared in advance.\o/

You are ***** to VG too if..

.. You think that just one more show, what's it going to *****?

Oops! I'm so ***** ...

Edit 2:I'm so ***** that I was mistaken of the thread.\o/

You are ***** to VG if..

..You refer to Virtuagirl affectionately as VG.

You are ***** to VG if..

..Stan is the photographer, Who else?\o/

You're probably ***** if you visit the forum several times a week. Goes for most software.

Me *****.

You are totally ***** if...

...You find that the czech girls are czechylicious!\o/

...when you're fired as a playboy's body makeup artist for watching too much vg

I know this is an old thread - but is was really funny! Thanks! And mine...

...You know (WE) are ***** to VG when; my wife is mad at me for running out of space on the hard drive and we have to go the electronics store immediately to add another terabyte drive so we can keep adding more...

... when u go to a strip club bar and wear a special 2D glasses,
and think a windows-task bar floor for the bar would be fantastic¡

instead of going to a strip club you stay home watching vg and you try to give the models on your desktop money

We know we are *****..

..But do we still need a reason?

If..

..You can't resist to the temptation!

When you are willing to risk logging on to a PC in a public hotel lounge just so you can post in this thread, just like I am doing now.

When the machines send terminators back from the future to ***** Sarah Conor, you send back a soldier to protect VGHD and a decent PC so that you will still be able to watch your girls after Skynet launches its apocalyptic attack.

If..

.. You've alphanumerized all the girls in QR code to constitute your personal data.

You get fired from your job as a fluffer for female porn stars for watching too much VGHD.

When the machines send Terminators back from the future to ***** Sarah Connor, you send a soldier back to bring you favourite VGHD models into safety so they can continue to make cards after Skynet's apocalyptic attack.

You get fired from your job at Totem for watching too much VGHD.

When you get arrested, you always find yourself dancing joyfully in an erotic and inappropriate way in front of the other prisoners because it reminds you of Tea and Ariel's Prison Cell card.

You subscribe to Totem's new site VirtuaGranny HD in which all the current virtua girls return to do further cards after their 60th birthday.