My weird brain offered up the question - what if Totem were running a matchmaking service and the girls cards were the menu for clients to select from?

Initial reaction was to somehow invest in the company, as it was a sure fire winner.

But the task of selecting from the 'menu' one or more potential life partners seemed no easier than 'Mission Impossible'. I decided to borrow AUTiger's idea of simplifying comparisons. What I did was consider the cards in my collection in batches to select the one or two girls/ladies most attractive to me.

Here are my decisions, without expecting anyone to agree with me:

Cards 1 to 100 (19 in my collection): Zoe narrowly from Lucianna
Cards 101 to 200 (24 imc): Zuzana from Denisa K
Cards 201 to 300 (31 imc): Dorothy Bank clearly from Zafira before breasts enhanced
Cards 301 to 400 (27 imc): Carmen Gemini from Britney and Chikita
Cards 401 to 500 (25 imc): Morgane from Jewel
Cards 501 to 600 (38 imc): Jana Cova from Nicca
Cards 601 to 700 (46 imc): Gwen from Lea Tyron
Cards 701 to 800 (52 imc): Playful ***** from Jasmine Andreas and Kitty Jane
Cards 801 to 900 (18 imc): Kristine Crystalis from Ferrara Gomez

And the winner is.....

Narrowed it to three, each of whom in my youth I would have been comfortable taking home to meet my mother.

Carmen Gemini: for her playful personality, gorgeous natural breasts and her red hair.
Gwen: for her shyness and demure manner and her flawless beauty.
Dorothy Bank: for absolutely everything about her.

***** to choose, I think I'd move to North Western USA and join a Mormon conclave.

No really, I think I'd pick Carmen, for she reminds me strongly of my late wife.

It's no secret that my all-time favourite VG girl is Aria Giovanni, but if I had to choose a partner to spend the rest of my life with it would be Shabba. Why? Simply because I think we would laugh a lot and have great fun.

Good reasons Phantom. I'm sorry to say Shabba is not yet in my collection.

I highly recommend "Pool Party" and "Fitness Lesson". As long as you don't mind the lack of explicitness, Shabba is one of the sexiest and most entertaining performers on the site. Nobody does TEASE like Shabba and she'll always leave you with a big smile on your face, and is laugh out loud funny at times. As a bonus she's one of the best and most exciting pole dancers on VG. Perhaps not technically as skillful as Suzie Q, but certainly more entertaining.