Right, Hang On, I'll Just have a Word !!!
OK !, She said She Likes the Idea, in Principle, but for Quite Some Time now, Her " Farmers " have been Playing Her Up, something Wicked, Just Dangling there Like Ripe Plums, ready for Picking, and No Amount of Cream will Shift them !!! A Right ***** in the Arse, as it Were !!!, and She has to see the Chiropodist regularly about Her Bunions, and Ingrowing Toe-Nails !!
Other than That, No Problemo !!!