In clip 18 she does her big twerk from the table doggy position. It fits better on the table because she is in a much more teasing mood on the table, and the ass shaking in this scene feels like her atomic bomb to get you to explode. She ends the scene with some nice pelvic thrusts from her knees.

2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)

CARD PERSONALITY: (4.2/5): Mia is movie star beautiful with a perfect smile. She has a completely pleasant face and looks completely approachable. She still looks younger in face than a 25 year old, more like a cute college girl. Intelligently she puts most of her charm into the table clips as this is the most immersive platform. Her pole clips are so professional that acting like it was a private striptease would feel *****….who has a girlfriend who does 720 degree twirls in their living room? Mia is the rare girl that could play off as a girlfriend. There is absolutely no tinge of performance in her table clips, it completely believable to think of her in the bedroom on a Friday night, laying on college textbooks, bored, and trying to stop your studying in order to fool around.

TEASING: (2.5/5) Very little teasing, the most you are going to see is a boob come out first before the other, a little finger on mouth, and a nipple tug. She is a slow dancer, pulling panties, flashing boobs, would probably eat into the rest of her routine too much.


EXPLICIT: (2.5/5) Average in terms of explicit, she twerks, and shows the goods in 12 clips but there is no touching, or opening of the labia. And not even much exposure. To be honest, I didn’t really care, she is a girl that doesn’t need explicit to get you to lose it.

OUTFIT: (2.0/5) One piece blouse, see-thru, with panties, and her shoes that never come off. A below average outfit. There is nothing fun about it, it is too tight, looks uncomfortable to move in, and it lasts less than in a minute in all striptease scenes. Also too similar to the stuff she wore in her first shooting. She needs to take off shoes in standing clips to help her move faster and string together more diverse moves.
TRANSITIONS: Bored looks, but fortunately they are really quick but still, lame.

FINAL: Mia is going up against her potential and her stardom. Compared to the average european girl over the last 5 years, this is an outstanding card. Compared to what we know it could be based on her dancing ability, flexibility, and obvious explicit nature, this card is disappointing. Again, her style is big set pieces. I feel she went in saying, “I need three big twerks, 7 acrobatic pole moves, splits on the table, and it will be a great card. The card was 45 minutes, so the filler was basically a lot of swaying, her patented back arcing, and bending down. For a majority of girls this would have been an epic card, but we were missing the creative little moves of the faster moving Jenna or Antonia, and we were missing the teasing, the panty pulls and flashing, and we were missing the explicit, the revealing of the goods. I would never rate a card with twerking, splits, and acrobatic pole moves just good, but this could have been one of the best.

4.0\5.0 (Great Card) Better than 80% of cards on Istripper.

P.S: I might be noticing a trend in the American studio: First card release is more subdued and then as the cards progress we get more explicit. I’ll keep an eye out.

Great effort, and beautiful writing ability! I personally think totem should pay you for this.

Keep them coming!

Five stars for this review!!!

Thanks for the reviews ! Waiting for your review of the last Jelena card before purchasing it ;)

I think I'll review one of Jelena's earlier ones, and save some credits, now if totem wants to give me a discount I'll review all new cards :0

Jelena Jensen: Promising

Card Setup: 10 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 3 Non-Nude

1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)

BEAUTY:(4.0/5): Every year only a few girls enter porn that have the trifecta; Beauty, A thin form, and huge natural breasts. Jelena was one of these goddesses but 10 years ago. Amazingly at 35 she is still smoking hot. Her boobs are larger than they were when she was younger, she has huge erect nipples, but she has kept her thin waist and shapely butt. She looks to be plastic surgery free on face and body and has no visible tattoos. The real highlight of the show for me is the side view of her huge swollen breasts with large and long nipples. This is an unprecedented site for Istripper. To finish off the masterpiece that is her body Jelena comes to us with slight tan lines and a full bush that suits her well.
DANCING ABILITY: (2.7/5): Best Clips (10 ,11, 17,18)

Her standing clips: A common theme among our American dancers is the standing clips tend to be a little stagnant, most because the American girls do not remove their shoes. The taller girls tend to stay standing, and without a prop to hold onto, they keep very conservative in their high heels. Jelena has an advantage over most American dancers. We aren’t watching her for dancing but for her world-class, natural breasts. And she knows it. Every standing clip, where she is topless has her shaking her boobs pretty consistently. It is her go-to move. Generally she walks left and right, right and left. Shows boobs, shakes them, and then walks again. If she removes blouse or panties she will bend down to touch toes. This is pretty much the extent of her standing clips.
Her Pole Clips: Jelena is a slow dancer on the pole and functions pretty much how you expect a tall, 35 year old woman, with huge natural breasts, but without much recent experience. She uses the pole as a prop with no acrobatic moves or spins. She will put the pole between her boobs and she uses the pole well for balance to show off move parts of her form than she did standing. This includes some more squats from front and back and some nice bends where she touches her ankles. I would criticize the lack her deliberate nature except it does create an extremely immersive experience. For those of us in our 30s or 40s, her dancing is very consistent from what you would get from your wife or girlfriend in a private setting. This may be one of the more immersive cards in that way.

Table Clips: Jelena is deliberate in table clips but good. She is smooth and consistent in her movements. Once again she focuses on boob shakes exclusively, and this card may be the golden standard when it comes to shaking breasts from all angles. A few times she shows the goods and touches for a few seconds, this is a nice addition and long waited for in the show. She even opens her labia in clip 11, which is rare sight in most cards. Jelena’s table routine is good but she lacks creative and diverse moves. If she is on her knees she is going to shake her boobs, or bend back to show the kitty. If she is on all fours she is going to turn to the side and show her boobs with some back arcs right and left. If you expected twerking, shaking, pelvic thrusts, flexible moves, this is not the card. She does doggy shaking that is limited but in such a way that it adds to the immersion. She is a regular, hard working woman, who happens to have world class beauty and is naked for you!

2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)

CARD PERSONALITY: (4.2/5): This card is about immersion. At no time do you feel you are watching a performer. You feel like you are married to a gorgeous, educated, working woman, who is wanting to have a fun night with her love. Pop this on full screen in a bedroom scene and it takes on all new life. When this card came out I put it on with Antonia Sainz, Celeste, and Jenna Sativa. Those three girls are dramatically better dancers and all have top cards but for some reason my eyes always drifted back to Jelena. Her personality, and flawless facial interaction makes her stand out even if she isn’t performing striking dance moves.
TEASING: (4.0/5) Jelena does a nice job with tease. Her outfit creates massive cleavage which is takes advantage of with a number of fully dressed boob shakes. She also has a great bush, and at times she will pull down her panties to show the bush, and then return her panties back to their original position. She does quick panty pull and some nice single boob flashes.
EXPLICIT: (2.5/5) Average in terms of explicit, She opens her labia once, opens her legs in missionary a few other times, and doggy twerks for a few seconds.
OUTFIT: (4.0/5) Red Dress with Red Panties, and shoes that never come off. This is a very good outfit for Jelena because it is somewhat realistic for a working woman to wear, a least maybe going out on the town. Jelena needs to wear realistic clothing because she isn’t a stripper, and needs us to believe we are in our bedrooms at the end of a sexy date or fun day.
Like most American performers her shoes do not come off. I am curious to see if barefeet may have improved her standing a pole routines.
FINAL: Dancing wise Jelena matched my expectations. I just couldn’t imagine a top heavy, semi-retired 35 year old woman , coming on Istripper with acrobatic pole moves, world-class flexibility, and extremely high energy. Still, Jelena puts on a dance show that is consistent, error free, and have enough moves that you will see different parts of her form in each card. Her dancing is still above average when the totality of istripper is considered. Jelena put on a near flawless performance when it came to immersion and personality. Most of the good to great cards with be strong in the dance area and weaker in the tease and immersion categories. This card is inverted, her dancing is relatively unimportant because her outfit, tease, and personality create such a magnetism.

3.7\5.0 (Very Good) Better than 75% of cards on Istripper.

WOW!!

It's been a while since the last review. Any future ones coming in the pipeline? I, like others I am
Sure, are yearning for more.

I agree. What happened? its been a month.

I will probably only do them for new girls, and probably for only one card, and for girls I buy. I work a very creative job, about 50-55 hours a week, so my creative juices are generally exhausted as well. There isn't much motivation to spend 90 minutes per review on some nights. Just depends on how fresh I am.

Alyssia Kent


1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)

BEAUTY and Body:(4.7/5):
Romania, Romania, oh how I have yearned for thee! One of the perplexing things about Totem’s casting habits was their inability to bring in girls from southern europe, especially since 2013-2014. There are probably reasons dealing with pricing, and visas, and lack of availability. Regardless I was excited to see a girl from the Capital of this great country, a country full of gorgeous woman. The best analog or comparison for a girl from Romania was Katy Angel. Katy is absolutely gorgeous with the darker skin, eyes, areolas, and LIPS, of girls closer to the mediterranean, combined with the seductiveness of a girl from eastern europe. Alyssia is her equal at least. She has same complexion of skin, and darker features including eyes. Her lips may not be real but they aren’t as distracting as formerly thought. In contrast to Katy, Alyssia has an absolutely amazing smile that she uses extensively to sell that she is enjoying the show. She is a classic beauty, bordering on starlet.

Body-wise Alyssia really has few equals on istripper. She a body similar to Darcie Dolce, large breasts, long legs, and AMAZING and big, thick ass. He trunk and hips are short though which makes her legs appear very long. Alyssia has the holy grail of natural skills for me. That is a big ass, with a very flexible lower back. Only a few girl possess this, girls like Nekane, Mia Malkova, but it allows her to bend herself it amazing positions. Some of her squats and twerks benefit greatly from this natural gift. If you like breasts, ass, and a gorgeous smile, the she is a must buy. She is in the top 90% of girls for beauty and hotness. Skin-wise her tattoos are subtle enough, she looks healthy and happy, and she is completely shaved. No unusual piercings.

DANCING ABILITY: (3.8/5):

Her standing clips: Alyssia dances like a girl who is still learning. She has great hip flexibility and likely can do splits but she is not comfortable on heels without a pole or prop to lean on. A comfortable performer moves between the floor and standing seamlessly, can go from squat , to bending and touching toes, to a hip swivel without hesitation. Alyssia does not have this ability. She is mostly a poser in her standing clips. She has an incredible ass but does not show it via twerk or squat in this format, and she does not move to floor with any sort of purpose or confidence. If I am honest I deleted all standing clips.
Her Pole Clips: Alyssia has been practicing on the pole. She is a case where the pole provides some balance and security to the model and she uses it well as a prop. Her main skill is the squat and she does it from all angles no less than ten times in the card. She also gives a boob job to the pole in a few clips which is quite nice. And she licks her nipple in one pole clip. She is a slow dancer but sexy. She has good flexibility but doesn’t show it on the pole, doesn’t move with great rhythm. It is mostly her posing from one side, to the other, then a squat, more posing, another squat and so on. No acrobatics.

Table Clips: Much like Darcie Dolce, Alyssia has the flexibility and ass to be really great on the table. Her climax of the card was a twerk and ass flex in one of her short fully nude table clips. Her ass is huge and deep, with a dark asshole and labia. And this twerk was great. Combine this with her great smile and the clip is a considered one of the best that I own. She also likes to open her ass to the viewer which I find inviting and she shows some decent movement on the bar. This card feels subdued, but I find that common in the first card released for many girls. It may be we see some splits, or spread open leg in the next card. Also she was pretty tame with her kitty, which I know is an aberration after watching her other “work” elsewhere online. Her table clips take her from an overall mundane card to above average one in my estimation.

2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)

CARD PERSONALITY: (3.0/5): Like many first cards this one has a sense of subtlety and tease. I know that Alyssia is going to do FOUR xxx cards, so she can no doubt put on a great hardcore show. And I seen it. But in this case she comes off as a metart model, who is a little shy, and inexperienced. She may have been instructed to do this but it is still a risky proposition considering many people will buy this card and skip the rest. Alyssia has a great smile which gives the impression she enjoys the show, but otherwise she doesn’t show much sass, sex, or saucy-ness.
TEASING: 1.5/5) Above I said the card had a tease feel, except that there wasn’t much in the way of teasing. It was just a slow moving card, she was clothed, boobs came out, then panties off, then she posed, squatted, smiled and that was it. It was the type of card that didn’t keep my attention until she was nude. And I am somebody that documents every ***** slip, panty pull, nipple lick...a teasing paced card, without the teasing.
EXPLICIT: (1.5/5) A true fully nude card. She shows her best parts, doesn’t touch them.
OUTFIT: (0.5/5) A pink playboy bunny outfit. Similar or the same that she wore in a DDF solo scene. She has a little bunny puff on her butt. She has to unhook her top which wastes time, and is not really sexy. I don’t want a model to have to think about how to take off her outfit. That is the antithesis of sexy for me. The first thing I look for in a great outfit is slidable panties. They offer so many opportunities for tease. In this case her panties could not move, and were actually clipped to her stockings. I really dislike stockings that are clipped to panties and that require shoes. Alyssia decided to get fully nude too often, but started fully dressed too often. This meant that about 25% of the card was her unhooking her top from the stockings, taking off her shoes, then taking off her stockings. Some people like to watch this, and I suppose it is called istripper, but not Iundresser...this card felt a little like an iundresser card. I really ***** the outfit. One of the worst, and it really affected the show. They need to take a page from Zazie. Put her in a see-thru lingerie piece, with moveable panties, and no shoes and let the girl work it. No more of these artificial costumes that are unimmerive. If my girl came out to me in that outfit it would merely illicit a laugh followed by pity, knowing she would have to take that thing off for the next five minutes.
FINAL: I was really looking forward to Alyssia because I knew she would twerk, and I am a twerkaholic. She has one of the better bodies on istripper with large breasts, and a top 10 ass. I am a breast and ass man. If you like slower dancers you will enjoy her. If you like a twerk here and there, you will enjoy her. And if you love great smiles, you will enjoy her. The measure of a great performer IMHO is the script that the dancer has set before the clip. They need to have a plan for each second of each clip of each show. Alyssia seemed like she has limited plan. Pose, turn, pose, turn, squat, take off top, turn, pose, take off bottoms, pose, turn, pose, kiss goodbye. The best , most recent cards such as Zazie or Luna have much more diversity in movements, undressing, tease, and facial expressions. My feeling is Alyssia can and will do much better, and her beauty and body drives me to look forward to it.

3\5.0 (Good) Better than 65% of cards on Istripper.

@orclover : what an analyze 😲

Awesome review as always. Ur review we what made me purchase the Jenna Sativa and Antonia Sainz Cards. No way i could write a review like yours.

Awesome review as always. Ur review we what made me purchase the Jenna Sativa and Antonia Sainz Cards. No way i could write a review like yours.

Thanks, I wish totem understood the power of a good review.