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orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017
I have been ***** about a lack of good reviews for months now everysince our last 3rd party reviewer quit poster new reviews. So I decided to start a thread that focuses on detailed reviews. These are my opinions, from the lens of an American who loves Totem but who also knows the importance of tranparency when it comes to making financial decisions. Feel free to post your own reviews on this thread but try to follow a similar format, including being honest. Pointing out misgivings will help make the product better. My ratings are also going to be lower than the average person. Perfect cards are a 5/5, but those are rare. Average cards will be 2.5/5 and those a common. A card of 3-4 is still a really good card in my mind. 2 and below is not worth buying.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017 (edited)
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Sybil: Loving Life
Card Setup: 9 Full-Nude clips, 13 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.5/5): Sybil is more tan and toned in this iteration of cards than the last. She still has gorgeously thick thighs and ass and her breasts are still good size. She wears heels in every clip so her legs and butt are especially firm. She has a pleasant and beautiful face, and a wonderfully unique body shape. She looks healthy and classy. In terms of looks she is top 10% girl.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.0/5): Go to clips: (14 ,17,18 ) She has two clips(14,17) where she starts panties only or naked with shoes on. These are fantastic, but very short scenes. She moves very seductively, with agility, and shows off that she can dance, mainly because she breaks up her routine and seems to speed it up. One clip shows doggy view for a view seconds as she bends over. Clip 18 is her best pole clip. On the table she doesn't seem comfortable with being on her knees or showing doggy so her table scenes are going to *****. I know she has the ability to move really well but it seems she wants to go into generic missionary pose because I am sure it is more comfortable. Diversity of motion again *****, as she goes from sitting, to spread missionary, touching for a few seconds, side doggy and done.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY:( 2.5/5): Her first demo is exhilirating, she smiles, sucks on her finger, dips low to tease her panties under skirt, from TWO directions. Sadly by clip 22 this energy is not as apparent. I wish she smiled more and sucked her finger less because her smile is gorgeous.
TEASING: (2.5/5) : Her top natually shows nipple as she moves around. She doesn't move panties to the side, or redress articles of clothing mid clip. She does show her inner thigh with a panty tug. At the end of one clip full-nude clip she does start to undress and then wags her finger no. This is one of the mis-labeled clips.
EXPLICIT: 2.5/5 Her spread scenes are quick and very similar in all table scenes, and she only shows a doggy view for a few seconds, the rest is from a a more hidden side angle. She touches herself but it is not for an extended period of time, and not meant as a full show of the "goods".
OUTFIT: 3.5/5 Really nice skirt and top, and there is one good scene of upskirt w/o panties, and most of her undress scenes have some nipple slip. The skirt is so cute but I am sure it inhibited some movement, once she is out of it her moves are much better. Her shoes are great but are apparently hard to move in. And she NEVER takes them off, which is good for pacing but means if she starts with them, she ends with them.
3. Is the card really as advertised?(Time of card, number of clips, explicit level)
CLIP IDENTIFICATION: (2.5/5): The main problem here is I think the panties are see-through. There are three clips where she doesn't remove panties that are considered full nude(11,12,13). Hopefully it is an honest mistake. So in reality there are only 9 full nude clips, and 13 topless. This is a shame because she is stunning when nude.
TRANSITIONS:(2.5/5): She waves good-bye too often for my taste, I'm not leavin...
Final Score: This card is 22 clips long. 1, 9, 11, 14,17,18 are really the only cards that are needed to get the full joy of the card. In these clips she has personality, shows her form front to back, and shows off the outfit. If I am honest, I would say the other 16 cards become repetitive. A great 5/5 card would have 15-20 OUTSTANDING cards. That being said, Sybil and those 6 clips(6 minutes) are good enough though that it makes the entire rating above average.
3.0/5 (Good Card)
Sybil: Loving Life
Card Setup: 9 Full-Nude clips, 13 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.5/5): Sybil is more tan and toned in this iteration of cards than the last. She still has gorgeously thick thighs and ass and her breasts are still good size. She wears heels in every clip so her legs and butt are especially firm. She has a pleasant and beautiful face, and a wonderfully unique body shape. She looks healthy and classy. In terms of looks she is top 10% girl.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.0/5): Go to clips: (14 ,17,18 ) She has two clips(14,17) where she starts panties only or naked with shoes on. These are fantastic, but very short scenes. She moves very seductively, with agility, and shows off that she can dance, mainly because she breaks up her routine and seems to speed it up. One clip shows doggy view for a view seconds as she bends over. Clip 18 is her best pole clip. On the table she doesn't seem comfortable with being on her knees or showing doggy so her table scenes are going to *****. I know she has the ability to move really well but it seems she wants to go into generic missionary pose because I am sure it is more comfortable. Diversity of motion again *****, as she goes from sitting, to spread missionary, touching for a few seconds, side doggy and done.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY:( 2.5/5): Her first demo is exhilirating, she smiles, sucks on her finger, dips low to tease her panties under skirt, from TWO directions. Sadly by clip 22 this energy is not as apparent. I wish she smiled more and sucked her finger less because her smile is gorgeous.
TEASING: (2.5/5) : Her top natually shows nipple as she moves around. She doesn't move panties to the side, or redress articles of clothing mid clip. She does show her inner thigh with a panty tug. At the end of one clip full-nude clip she does start to undress and then wags her finger no. This is one of the mis-labeled clips.
EXPLICIT: 2.5/5 Her spread scenes are quick and very similar in all table scenes, and she only shows a doggy view for a few seconds, the rest is from a a more hidden side angle. She touches herself but it is not for an extended period of time, and not meant as a full show of the "goods".
OUTFIT: 3.5/5 Really nice skirt and top, and there is one good scene of upskirt w/o panties, and most of her undress scenes have some nipple slip. The skirt is so cute but I am sure it inhibited some movement, once she is out of it her moves are much better. Her shoes are great but are apparently hard to move in. And she NEVER takes them off, which is good for pacing but means if she starts with them, she ends with them.
3. Is the card really as advertised?(Time of card, number of clips, explicit level)
CLIP IDENTIFICATION: (2.5/5): The main problem here is I think the panties are see-through. There are three clips where she doesn't remove panties that are considered full nude(11,12,13). Hopefully it is an honest mistake. So in reality there are only 9 full nude clips, and 13 topless. This is a shame because she is stunning when nude.
TRANSITIONS:(2.5/5): She waves good-bye too often for my taste, I'm not leavin...
Final Score: This card is 22 clips long. 1, 9, 11, 14,17,18 are really the only cards that are needed to get the full joy of the card. In these clips she has personality, shows her form front to back, and shows off the outfit. If I am honest, I would say the other 16 cards become repetitive. A great 5/5 card would have 15-20 OUTSTANDING cards. That being said, Sybil and those 6 clips(6 minutes) are good enough though that it makes the entire rating above average.
3.0/5 (Good Card)
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017 (edited)
Keisha Grey: Lovely In Pink
Card Setup: 10 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 4 Non-Nude
Keisha Grey: Lovely In Pink
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:4.5/5: I have always thought Keisha was very attractive. Her beauty is more tied to her energy, and seductiveness. He gap between her front teeth and her curvy body type reminds me of a hot party girl. Speaking of her curvy body. She is NOT overweight. She is fit, athletic, and looks very healthy. She has been in the business for four years, and looks very similar to when she was 18. As an American I love the tatoos, and the extra bush. I know this is culturally different than what is hot in Europe right now.
DANCING ABILITY: 4.5/5: Best Clips:(12,13,14,18) She shows her gorgeous form really well. I was suprised by how slow she dances, but she is a really good dancer hidden in a slow dancer. Her standing clips are slow, seductive, and then all of sudden she will dip and shake, pop and twerk with good pace. It is a quite a unique and impressive contrast. When she is nude she picks up the pace, more ass shaking, twerking, and exotic moves. Especially on the pole. I think one pole clip(12) has ass shaking from 4 different angles. WOW! Ironically, she doesn't do any generic missionary table work until clip 18, she kind of lulls you to sleep and then bam!, splits missionary. Brilliant with the contrast of speeds.
If she would have included some full splits from front and back, with some acrobatic pole moves this would have been a perfect score.
Dancing Abilities:
(Twerking, Standing Touch Toes , Pole and Standing squatting, Pole leg lift shaking, Table doggy shaking from behind, Table doggy shaking side. Standing thigh shake, Table Half splits. Boob Shake.)
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.3/5): Keisha smiles a lot, and at the right times, and she has different types of smiles. She has a more mischieveous smile when things are more explicit and one at the beginning that is more innocent.
She winks, and sucks on her fingers as the show moves on, and this is brilliant as it appears the viewer and performer are getting to know each other.
My impression is that she varies the speed of her dancing as she gets more explicit but her more explicit clips seem a little bit more disjointed because she can do so many different types of sexy moves. She did progress effectively from non-nude to topless to explicit.
I could tell the difference, even subtly by just looking at her face. Even though she had up to 10 special moves in some clips she still saved some for the last few cards, which is amazing. Also , Keisha tried to cultivate a personal feel and at times it felt like a warm private dance, not necessarily a girlfriend or wife dance. A more casual outfit may have helped this.
TEASING: (2.5/5) Keisha's outfit had a pair of panties that showed the top of her bush, this was a real turn on in the early clips when she flashed it. Other than that she generally got out her clothes really quickly.
She did very little *****-slip, or pulling panties to the side, or redressing. And I think this was the one weakness of the card.
Having more scenes with her playing with her outfit, pulling panties or showing nipples, especially combined with all the shaking would have been epic, and would have made all great moves less common.
EXPLICIT: (4.3/5) Keisha doesn't touch herself but shows plenty of explicit views, with only one missionary open view. If you like twerking and shaking, this one is a real joy.
OUTFIT: (3.0/5) I didn't like the outfit but the panties did give a nice top view of her bush which was awesome. Being a stripper outfit it took away from the personal feel of the dance, which Keisha did try to cultivate.I rated the outfit above average because she didn't waste time and pacing to take it off, sitting for a minute removing buttons or shoes makes for a much worse outfit, regardless of it appearance.
Transitions were weird. The last thing I want a professional dance/porn star to do when dancing for me, is to act bored. I would ask totem to insert some sort of sexy move as they try to get you to pay attention. You know they act perturbed that you aren't looking at them, so they flash you.
FINAL: This card is better if you watch it from start to finish, each and every clip. Her diversity of shaking moves, dance moves, smiles, and facial expressions really makes the card tremendous.
4.0/5 (Great Card)
Card Setup: 10 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 4 Non-Nude
Keisha Grey: Lovely In Pink
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:4.5/5: I have always thought Keisha was very attractive. Her beauty is more tied to her energy, and seductiveness. He gap between her front teeth and her curvy body type reminds me of a hot party girl. Speaking of her curvy body. She is NOT overweight. She is fit, athletic, and looks very healthy. She has been in the business for four years, and looks very similar to when she was 18. As an American I love the tatoos, and the extra bush. I know this is culturally different than what is hot in Europe right now.
DANCING ABILITY: 4.5/5: Best Clips:(12,13,14,18) She shows her gorgeous form really well. I was suprised by how slow she dances, but she is a really good dancer hidden in a slow dancer. Her standing clips are slow, seductive, and then all of sudden she will dip and shake, pop and twerk with good pace. It is a quite a unique and impressive contrast. When she is nude she picks up the pace, more ass shaking, twerking, and exotic moves. Especially on the pole. I think one pole clip(12) has ass shaking from 4 different angles. WOW! Ironically, she doesn't do any generic missionary table work until clip 18, she kind of lulls you to sleep and then bam!, splits missionary. Brilliant with the contrast of speeds.
If she would have included some full splits from front and back, with some acrobatic pole moves this would have been a perfect score.
Dancing Abilities:
(Twerking, Standing Touch Toes , Pole and Standing squatting, Pole leg lift shaking, Table doggy shaking from behind, Table doggy shaking side. Standing thigh shake, Table Half splits. Boob Shake.)
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.3/5): Keisha smiles a lot, and at the right times, and she has different types of smiles. She has a more mischieveous smile when things are more explicit and one at the beginning that is more innocent.
She winks, and sucks on her fingers as the show moves on, and this is brilliant as it appears the viewer and performer are getting to know each other.
My impression is that she varies the speed of her dancing as she gets more explicit but her more explicit clips seem a little bit more disjointed because she can do so many different types of sexy moves. She did progress effectively from non-nude to topless to explicit.
I could tell the difference, even subtly by just looking at her face. Even though she had up to 10 special moves in some clips she still saved some for the last few cards, which is amazing. Also , Keisha tried to cultivate a personal feel and at times it felt like a warm private dance, not necessarily a girlfriend or wife dance. A more casual outfit may have helped this.
TEASING: (2.5/5) Keisha's outfit had a pair of panties that showed the top of her bush, this was a real turn on in the early clips when she flashed it. Other than that she generally got out her clothes really quickly.
She did very little *****-slip, or pulling panties to the side, or redressing. And I think this was the one weakness of the card.
Having more scenes with her playing with her outfit, pulling panties or showing nipples, especially combined with all the shaking would have been epic, and would have made all great moves less common.
EXPLICIT: (4.3/5) Keisha doesn't touch herself but shows plenty of explicit views, with only one missionary open view. If you like twerking and shaking, this one is a real joy.
OUTFIT: (3.0/5) I didn't like the outfit but the panties did give a nice top view of her bush which was awesome. Being a stripper outfit it took away from the personal feel of the dance, which Keisha did try to cultivate.I rated the outfit above average because she didn't waste time and pacing to take it off, sitting for a minute removing buttons or shoes makes for a much worse outfit, regardless of it appearance.
Transitions were weird. The last thing I want a professional dance/porn star to do when dancing for me, is to act bored. I would ask totem to insert some sort of sexy move as they try to get you to pay attention. You know they act perturbed that you aren't looking at them, so they flash you.
FINAL: This card is better if you watch it from start to finish, each and every clip. Her diversity of shaking moves, dance moves, smiles, and facial expressions really makes the card tremendous.
4.0/5 (Great Card)
January 9, 2017
@Orclover
Whew...and I thought I was detail oriented...Fantastic work sir, imho!
And for a volunteer as well!
Are there more of these somewhere? By You or others? I have combed through the forum somewhat and haven't run across reviews this detailed in my wanderings.
You mention another 3rd party reviewer and I was hoping someone else had done at least some of these so you didn't think or expect to have to do them all...otherwise you definitely have your work cut out for you...got any other plans for the next months (years maybe...)..? ;-)
Looking forward to more as often as you can crank them out!
Thanks!
Whew...and I thought I was detail oriented...Fantastic work sir, imho!
And for a volunteer as well!
Are there more of these somewhere? By You or others? I have combed through the forum somewhat and haven't run across reviews this detailed in my wanderings.
You mention another 3rd party reviewer and I was hoping someone else had done at least some of these so you didn't think or expect to have to do them all...otherwise you definitely have your work cut out for you...got any other plans for the next months (years maybe...)..? ;-)
Looking forward to more as often as you can crank them out!
Thanks!
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017
Darcie Dolce: Scarlet Heat
Card Setup: 9 Full-Nude clips, 5 Topless, 4 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): There are few girls on the site that match Darcies combination of great beauty and stunning body. Gorgeous smile, large natural breasts, and a skinny and fairly fit body. She is a professional starlet. If you buy for beauty this one is automatic.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.8/5): Best Clips (16,17) I underestimated her in this one. She is new to exotic dancing but is trying to put into practice some nice moves. She does use the pole fairly well, not at a professional level but she does some nice lean backs after non-clumsy twirls.
I really want to give her credit because I think she has worked hard to improve her dancing and that is very charming. In her standing clips she has a fantastic drop down(17) that she has recently learned, and it is mesmerizing because it makes her boobs shake
at the sides. She is not a major shaker of anything, no twerking, or even boob shaking but there is a little static butt shimmer in one clip, and she slaps her butt and boobs to make them shake quite a bit.
For the table, clip 16 is all you need. Multiple missionary splits and some flexible doggy moves. Really catches up on you as you haven't really seen explicit up to that point.
Dancing Tags: Lean backs, Pole Side Squat, Standing Butt shake, Missionary front splits, Missionary side splits, Table Face down doggy, Standing Quick Squat, Slap Butt, Slap Boobs, Pole non-acrobatic spin, Table Pelvic Thrusts, Table arched back from side and front.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (3.0/5): The downside of learning the dancing while you are perfomring is too much concentration goes into the moves, and not enough on the viewer. You have to imagine she is the world's hottest DJ, learning how to strip, and you are one of her first clients. It is still worth it but she is going to look off stage, and going to be concentrating on her craft and not on you. It does appear that she becomes more engaged in the show as clips go on.
TEASING: (3.0/5) Not much teasing as it is a stripper outfit, and it disappears pretty much the moment she touches it. That being said she does get more explicit in the last few clips, so there is a progression. Her missionary splits and doggy moves are from the side in early clips and straight on at the end of the show, so props there.
EXPLICIT: (3.5/5) Not much explicit but some nice flashes of the "goods". She does pretty awesome missionary splits and face down doggy at the conclusion of the show.
OUTFIT: (3.5/5) It is a stripper outfit with stockings, she looks like a present waiting to be unwrapped, and this happens fast in most clips. The downside of stipper clothes is they are hard to tease with and they are not as immersive to a personal experience, the upside is there isn't wastage of time taking them off. She keeps her shoes the entire time in non-table clips. This impedes her lateral movement. She removes them in table clips, and becomes a dynamic mover.
TRANSITIONS: TOTEM GET RID OF TRANSITIONS WHERE GIRLS ACT BORED!!!!!! IS THIS HOT IN EUROPE OR SOMETHING?
FINAL: Darcie is a world-class beauty. The show is fast paced, as she is always attempting to keep you entertained with different dance moves.
Her table clips are actually REALLY good, some of the best on the site because she is so active and varied and sneaky flexible. Her combination of one of kind breasts and flexibilty makes for some unique views.
I really hope totem brings her back again in 6 months or a year. The tease and personality part were missing in this card but I imagine those are the last things to learn for exotic dancers.
3.8/5 (Very Good Card)
Card Setup: 9 Full-Nude clips, 5 Topless, 4 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): There are few girls on the site that match Darcies combination of great beauty and stunning body. Gorgeous smile, large natural breasts, and a skinny and fairly fit body. She is a professional starlet. If you buy for beauty this one is automatic.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.8/5): Best Clips (16,17) I underestimated her in this one. She is new to exotic dancing but is trying to put into practice some nice moves. She does use the pole fairly well, not at a professional level but she does some nice lean backs after non-clumsy twirls.
I really want to give her credit because I think she has worked hard to improve her dancing and that is very charming. In her standing clips she has a fantastic drop down(17) that she has recently learned, and it is mesmerizing because it makes her boobs shake
at the sides. She is not a major shaker of anything, no twerking, or even boob shaking but there is a little static butt shimmer in one clip, and she slaps her butt and boobs to make them shake quite a bit.
For the table, clip 16 is all you need. Multiple missionary splits and some flexible doggy moves. Really catches up on you as you haven't really seen explicit up to that point.
Dancing Tags: Lean backs, Pole Side Squat, Standing Butt shake, Missionary front splits, Missionary side splits, Table Face down doggy, Standing Quick Squat, Slap Butt, Slap Boobs, Pole non-acrobatic spin, Table Pelvic Thrusts, Table arched back from side and front.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (3.0/5): The downside of learning the dancing while you are perfomring is too much concentration goes into the moves, and not enough on the viewer. You have to imagine she is the world's hottest DJ, learning how to strip, and you are one of her first clients. It is still worth it but she is going to look off stage, and going to be concentrating on her craft and not on you. It does appear that she becomes more engaged in the show as clips go on.
TEASING: (3.0/5) Not much teasing as it is a stripper outfit, and it disappears pretty much the moment she touches it. That being said she does get more explicit in the last few clips, so there is a progression. Her missionary splits and doggy moves are from the side in early clips and straight on at the end of the show, so props there.
EXPLICIT: (3.5/5) Not much explicit but some nice flashes of the "goods". She does pretty awesome missionary splits and face down doggy at the conclusion of the show.
OUTFIT: (3.5/5) It is a stripper outfit with stockings, she looks like a present waiting to be unwrapped, and this happens fast in most clips. The downside of stipper clothes is they are hard to tease with and they are not as immersive to a personal experience, the upside is there isn't wastage of time taking them off. She keeps her shoes the entire time in non-table clips. This impedes her lateral movement. She removes them in table clips, and becomes a dynamic mover.
TRANSITIONS: TOTEM GET RID OF TRANSITIONS WHERE GIRLS ACT BORED!!!!!! IS THIS HOT IN EUROPE OR SOMETHING?
FINAL: Darcie is a world-class beauty. The show is fast paced, as she is always attempting to keep you entertained with different dance moves.
Her table clips are actually REALLY good, some of the best on the site because she is so active and varied and sneaky flexible. Her combination of one of kind breasts and flexibilty makes for some unique views.
I really hope totem brings her back again in 6 months or a year. The tease and personality part were missing in this card but I imagine those are the last things to learn for exotic dancers.
3.8/5 (Very Good Card)
January 9, 2017
While on this subject, went to Keisha's card page and saw your review.
However it cuts off towards the end of "card personality".
I tried clicking all over the review and got nowhere.
Tried just hovering the mouse pointer in various places as well.
Is this normal or am i doing something wrong again as usual?
However it cuts off towards the end of "card personality".
I tried clicking all over the review and got nowhere.
Tried just hovering the mouse pointer in various places as well.
Is this normal or am i doing something wrong again as usual?
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017
While on this subject, went to Keisha's card page and saw your review.
However it cuts off towards the end of "card personality".
I tried clicking all over the review and got nowhere.
Tried just hovering the mouse pointer in various places as well.
Is this normal or am i doing something wrong again as usual?
I have too many words, or am taking too much space. I am going to have to cut some out for card reviews.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017
While on this subject, went to Keisha's card page and saw your review.
However it cuts off towards the end of "card personality".
I tried clicking all over the review and got nowhere.
Tried just hovering the mouse pointer in various places as well.
Is this normal or am i doing something wrong again as usual?
@Orclover
Whew...and I thought I was detail oriented...Fantastic work sir, imho!
And for a volunteer as well!
Are there more of these somewhere? By You or others? I have combed through the forum somewhat and haven't run across reviews this detailed in my wanderings.
You mention another 3rd party reviewer and I was hoping someone else had done at least some of these so you didn't think or expect to have to do them all...otherwise you definitely have your work cut out for you...got any other plans for the next months (years maybe...)..? ;-)
Looking forward to more as often as you can crank them out!
Thanks!
http://www.v-girls.co.uk/
Here is the link to the master who made reviews all the way up until the middle of 2016. He must have made totem thousands of dollars. I thank you for your kind words. The reviews only take me one viewing of the girl. It gives me reason to watch the entire card and I like to write. Its therapeutic for me. Glad you like them, and hopefully people will take a second look at these cards.
January 9, 2017
Or maybe ask Totem to make the review space a little less limited? I wouldn't think the coding for that would be that difficult to accomplish.
I don't often see the space for reviews being ***** or "*****" so if you want to go to the effort to do the review I'd like to see the whole thing. Some members don't dig the forum (or at least they don't post in it anyways so who really knows...) so here is another chance to "get the word out".
Imho, you are doing a service which allows the more choosy member to look at your review and then maybe get the card preview if they are interested after that. With your review and the preview they have a better idea of what they are spending their credits on. Sounds like win/win to me.
I don't often see the space for reviews being ***** or "*****" so if you want to go to the effort to do the review I'd like to see the whole thing. Some members don't dig the forum (or at least they don't post in it anyways so who really knows...) so here is another chance to "get the word out".
Imho, you are doing a service which allows the more choosy member to look at your review and then maybe get the card preview if they are interested after that. With your review and the preview they have a better idea of what they are spending their credits on. Sounds like win/win to me.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017 (edited)
Darcie Dolce: Deep Webb
Card Setup: 12 Full-Nude clips, 3 Topless, 5 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): There are few girls on the site that match Darcies combination of great beauty and stunning body. Gorgeous smile, large natural breasts, and a skinny and fairly fit body. She is a professional starlet. If you buy for beauty this one is automatic.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.3/5): Best Clips (15, 17, 18) Darcie is still learning how to dance with heels in an exotic setting. She is not clumsy but I would say she is reserved and focused on her dancing. It is not natural to her. Now she has great potential because of her figure and flexibility and with experience will be tremendous. Clip 16 as a pole clip was interesting as she chained together a spin, a lean back all the way to the ground and then turned that into a doggy pose. Not completely fluid but still I respect her for trying and executing to the point where it was sexy.
Her standing clips are static because her shoes make her fairly immobile. It was one of the rare times I wish totem removed shoes. A couple times she looked like she was going to twerk but then ***** the mission.
Table clip 15 shows her at her finest, even with shoes, multiple front on missionary splits, and some actual mastubation. Once again the shoes got in her way because I know she is elite when it comes to the table.
Dancing Tags: Lean backs, Pole Side Squat, Missionary front splits, Missionary side splits, Table Face down doggy, Slap Butt, Slap Boobs, Pole non-acrobatic spin, Table Pelvic Thrusts, Pole doggy, standing butt shake.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (3.0/5): You have to imagine she is the world's hottest DJ,
learning how to strip, and you are one of her first clients. Her eyes drift off early in the card and at times it looks like she is processing the dance moves and not teasing the viewer. I will say that her last couple of clips have very good eye contact and personality, a 180 degree ***** from her early clips. And I prefer this to the other way around. She seems to get into you as the viewer as the show comes to its conclusion. Combine this with the fact that she looks sweaty in some scenes and it really feels like she is working hard for you.
TEASING: (3.0/5) Her show gets much more explicit in the last 5 cards, so there is a progression from non-nude, to nude, to explicit. She doesn’t use her clothes much to tease, but occasionally she will remove and then pull up her panties. I think her shaved nature meant this wasn’t as teasing as it could have been. She did nothing with mesh top and great breasts. Her two articles of clothes also come off in the exact same order in all clips.
EXPLICIT: (3.5/5) Missionary splits are awesome, not as many doggy views as some of her other shows, and she does play a little with the kitty.
OUTFIT: (3.0/5) It is a stripper outfit with a black mesh top that covers black panties. She wears high heels that seem hard to get off. This outfit is stunning on her but I ***** the shoes really impacted her movement. I know she is dynamic, flexible, and energetic without shoes. I love heels on girls but in this case they needed to come off to unlock Darcie’s potential.
TRANSITIONS: TOTEM GET RID OF TRANSITIONS WHERE GIRLS ACT BORED!!!!!! IS THIS HOT IN EUROPE OR SOMETHING?
FINAL: Darcie is a world-class beauty. The show is fast paced, as she is always attempting to keep you entertained with different dance moves.
Her table clips are actually really good, and she is second to none on a table, in fact I normally ***** table scenes but I love hers. She is creative, flexible, and stunning. Shoes made it hard for her to move when standing. I am really curious how she moves without shoes.
3.5/5 (Very Good Card)
Card Setup: 12 Full-Nude clips, 3 Topless, 5 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): There are few girls on the site that match Darcies combination of great beauty and stunning body. Gorgeous smile, large natural breasts, and a skinny and fairly fit body. She is a professional starlet. If you buy for beauty this one is automatic.
DANCING ABILITY: (3.3/5): Best Clips (15, 17, 18) Darcie is still learning how to dance with heels in an exotic setting. She is not clumsy but I would say she is reserved and focused on her dancing. It is not natural to her. Now she has great potential because of her figure and flexibility and with experience will be tremendous. Clip 16 as a pole clip was interesting as she chained together a spin, a lean back all the way to the ground and then turned that into a doggy pose. Not completely fluid but still I respect her for trying and executing to the point where it was sexy.
Her standing clips are static because her shoes make her fairly immobile. It was one of the rare times I wish totem removed shoes. A couple times she looked like she was going to twerk but then ***** the mission.
Table clip 15 shows her at her finest, even with shoes, multiple front on missionary splits, and some actual mastubation. Once again the shoes got in her way because I know she is elite when it comes to the table.
Dancing Tags: Lean backs, Pole Side Squat, Missionary front splits, Missionary side splits, Table Face down doggy, Slap Butt, Slap Boobs, Pole non-acrobatic spin, Table Pelvic Thrusts, Pole doggy, standing butt shake.
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (3.0/5): You have to imagine she is the world's hottest DJ,
learning how to strip, and you are one of her first clients. Her eyes drift off early in the card and at times it looks like she is processing the dance moves and not teasing the viewer. I will say that her last couple of clips have very good eye contact and personality, a 180 degree ***** from her early clips. And I prefer this to the other way around. She seems to get into you as the viewer as the show comes to its conclusion. Combine this with the fact that she looks sweaty in some scenes and it really feels like she is working hard for you.
TEASING: (3.0/5) Her show gets much more explicit in the last 5 cards, so there is a progression from non-nude, to nude, to explicit. She doesn’t use her clothes much to tease, but occasionally she will remove and then pull up her panties. I think her shaved nature meant this wasn’t as teasing as it could have been. She did nothing with mesh top and great breasts. Her two articles of clothes also come off in the exact same order in all clips.
EXPLICIT: (3.5/5) Missionary splits are awesome, not as many doggy views as some of her other shows, and she does play a little with the kitty.
OUTFIT: (3.0/5) It is a stripper outfit with a black mesh top that covers black panties. She wears high heels that seem hard to get off. This outfit is stunning on her but I ***** the shoes really impacted her movement. I know she is dynamic, flexible, and energetic without shoes. I love heels on girls but in this case they needed to come off to unlock Darcie’s potential.
TRANSITIONS: TOTEM GET RID OF TRANSITIONS WHERE GIRLS ACT BORED!!!!!! IS THIS HOT IN EUROPE OR SOMETHING?
FINAL: Darcie is a world-class beauty. The show is fast paced, as she is always attempting to keep you entertained with different dance moves.
Her table clips are actually really good, and she is second to none on a table, in fact I normally ***** table scenes but I love hers. She is creative, flexible, and stunning. Shoes made it hard for her to move when standing. I am really curious how she moves without shoes.
3.5/5 (Very Good Card)
Paintsnudes
De em Sep 2012 361 post(s)
January 9, 2017
Thank you, orclover.
The Best Reviews, Ever! I am in awe!
Your objectivity and accuracy left me nothing to argue. These are very organized, detailed and honest reviews, you've done a great job and a real service to all members.
The Best Reviews, Ever! I am in awe!
Your objectivity and accuracy left me nothing to argue. These are very organized, detailed and honest reviews, you've done a great job and a real service to all members.
HansSachs
De em Mar 2016 989 post(s)
January 9, 2017
Very good and useful reviews, @orclover!
Please don't cut them on cards' pages, you could just split them in two posts.
Please don't cut them on cards' pages, you could just split them in two posts.
alxndr
De em Nov 2007 5 post(s)
January 9, 2017
I'm glad to see your excitement about the reviews, and there appears to be a market for it, based on the responses I've seen. Personally, I'll never read a review that long (and I enjoy reading). One of my main reasons is there are so many personal preferences involved n reviews, what another person thinks of the card doesn't necessarily match my take on it when I see the show. I don't write this to give any negativity to your reviews, just to describe why I think review space may be more limited than you wish.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 9, 2017
Thank you all for your kind words. Hopefully totem will see that people desire detailed reviews. I work a a very busy job and not at a computer so I hope to do one or two a night. If you guys want to add your own reviews using a similar structure, go ahead. I won't duplicate and review the girls that you post. The one thing I try to focus on is positivity. I had to completely rewrite my first review because I realized I was pointing out faults in nearly every paragraph. I think the pictures are also important, as they show the really unique parts of that particular card. Reviewing is a completely different experience because you look at details, and there are a tons of things I missed in cards I have viewed many times.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 10, 2017
Antonia Sainz: Tantalizing
Card Setup: 15 Full-Nude clips, 5 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): Antonia represents the best that Istripper has to offer. She doesn’t have the beauty of a Paris fashion model, but she is close enough that her spunky personality, great smile, impressive flexibility, and high level dance and tease skills lead to to a stunning expression of the female form. She has large breasts with large areolas, a great athletic physique with the sexy aging of a real woman, a few years out of university. She is a REAL WOMAN at peak form physically and in her craft, and it shows in this card. She gives an aire of classiness and high-intelligence, doing this for you because she loves it and not as a job or safety net. She is the center of the Venn between European and American. Perfect- fair skin, gorgeous natural hair, bright red lipstick, and a fairly large bush that is so common with American pornstars. If you like Eastern European Girls she is a buy, If you like American Girls she is a buy. Long Story Short, she and all her cards should be a buy.
DANCING ABILITY: (4.6/5): Best Clips (8,9,10,12,17,19)
Antonia’s Standing clips blends the best of America and Europe in one great show. She uses her arms above her head a lot, moving them a ballet style while she twirls around the stage in an almost formal manner. Then she is on the table, putting her face down into the ground and then her ass up, and before you know it she is standing and twerking for you. All in the same clip!!!!(8). I am not familiar with cabaret but it almost feels like a dirty ballet. Quite fascinating. She is not afraid to lose the shoes to improve her mobility but she starts most clips with the shoes on, and she is SOOO good that I don’t notice her shoes leaving her feet.
Her Pole clips are near flawless. Personally, the pole is supposed to be used to show the female form, not as a gymnastics routine. She is quite talented at using the pole, but she uses it to show her form. All of her pole moves are unique to the pole. Putting her ass cheeks around the pole, then a boob job for the pole, Holding the pole to squat down, then a lean back to show her breasts from behind, and then a leg wrap around the pole to show the “goods”. And then she side twerks while hanging from the pole. All in clip 9!!!. If you read my Keisha Grey review I remarked how Keisha felt a little disjointed going from one great move to another. Antonia, does not. She is seamless in her transitions.
On the table is she is very good, and her seductive nature really shines. Again a great mix of Euro-American. She creates great visuals from all directions, and uses her great back flexibility to put emphasis on her round ass and large breasts. She understand that each great move should be shown from side/front/and back and she rotates between these options seamlessly. And then in between of this great routine she throws in American sexuality, pinching her nipples until they are hard, and opening her labia for the viewers. It is wet and glistening!!!(10) She also moves to the floor during standing routines. She knows that she is limited in moves standing so she spices it up with a drop down to the floor and an amazing spread missionary where she alternates legs, left first, then right, then full spread and some pelvic thrusts. (12) Clip 19 also features some new and great tease moves from side splits, to touching her toes where her boobs touch the floor, and to full front splits, touching, and pelvic thrusts. Absolutely stunning.
As you can tell by the dancing tags, she doesn’t repeat moves. Really ever. Everything has a variation all the way to the end. The only reason that this isn’t a perfect score is because she doesn’t do splits in a Merry Pie fashion, and she doesn’t do much doggy twerking. But a 5 is pretty impossible.
Dancing Tags: TABLE-Missionary Pelvic Thrusts , STANDING-Hand on knees twerk, TABLE-Doggy Front, TABLE-Doggy Behind, boob shake, POLE-Rubbing Pole in Cheeks, Acrobatic Pole Moves(low elevation). POLE-Leg Wrapping from Behind, Pole-Leg Lifted Twerking, POLE-Squat from Behind, POLE-Lean Back from Behind, TABLE-Half Splits Behind, TABLE-Half Splits Behind Open Labia, STANDING-Bend Over Touch Toes, side and behind, TABLE-Lift Leg, TABLE-Touch Toes boobs hit floor, POLE-Boob Job)
Card Setup: 15 Full-Nude clips, 5 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): Antonia represents the best that Istripper has to offer. She doesn’t have the beauty of a Paris fashion model, but she is close enough that her spunky personality, great smile, impressive flexibility, and high level dance and tease skills lead to to a stunning expression of the female form. She has large breasts with large areolas, a great athletic physique with the sexy aging of a real woman, a few years out of university. She is a REAL WOMAN at peak form physically and in her craft, and it shows in this card. She gives an aire of classiness and high-intelligence, doing this for you because she loves it and not as a job or safety net. She is the center of the Venn between European and American. Perfect- fair skin, gorgeous natural hair, bright red lipstick, and a fairly large bush that is so common with American pornstars. If you like Eastern European Girls she is a buy, If you like American Girls she is a buy. Long Story Short, she and all her cards should be a buy.
DANCING ABILITY: (4.6/5): Best Clips (8,9,10,12,17,19)
Antonia’s Standing clips blends the best of America and Europe in one great show. She uses her arms above her head a lot, moving them a ballet style while she twirls around the stage in an almost formal manner. Then she is on the table, putting her face down into the ground and then her ass up, and before you know it she is standing and twerking for you. All in the same clip!!!!(8). I am not familiar with cabaret but it almost feels like a dirty ballet. Quite fascinating. She is not afraid to lose the shoes to improve her mobility but she starts most clips with the shoes on, and she is SOOO good that I don’t notice her shoes leaving her feet.
Her Pole clips are near flawless. Personally, the pole is supposed to be used to show the female form, not as a gymnastics routine. She is quite talented at using the pole, but she uses it to show her form. All of her pole moves are unique to the pole. Putting her ass cheeks around the pole, then a boob job for the pole, Holding the pole to squat down, then a lean back to show her breasts from behind, and then a leg wrap around the pole to show the “goods”. And then she side twerks while hanging from the pole. All in clip 9!!!. If you read my Keisha Grey review I remarked how Keisha felt a little disjointed going from one great move to another. Antonia, does not. She is seamless in her transitions.
On the table is she is very good, and her seductive nature really shines. Again a great mix of Euro-American. She creates great visuals from all directions, and uses her great back flexibility to put emphasis on her round ass and large breasts. She understand that each great move should be shown from side/front/and back and she rotates between these options seamlessly. And then in between of this great routine she throws in American sexuality, pinching her nipples until they are hard, and opening her labia for the viewers. It is wet and glistening!!!(10) She also moves to the floor during standing routines. She knows that she is limited in moves standing so she spices it up with a drop down to the floor and an amazing spread missionary where she alternates legs, left first, then right, then full spread and some pelvic thrusts. (12) Clip 19 also features some new and great tease moves from side splits, to touching her toes where her boobs touch the floor, and to full front splits, touching, and pelvic thrusts. Absolutely stunning.
As you can tell by the dancing tags, she doesn’t repeat moves. Really ever. Everything has a variation all the way to the end. The only reason that this isn’t a perfect score is because she doesn’t do splits in a Merry Pie fashion, and she doesn’t do much doggy twerking. But a 5 is pretty impossible.
Dancing Tags: TABLE-Missionary Pelvic Thrusts , STANDING-Hand on knees twerk, TABLE-Doggy Front, TABLE-Doggy Behind, boob shake, POLE-Rubbing Pole in Cheeks, Acrobatic Pole Moves(low elevation). POLE-Leg Wrapping from Behind, Pole-Leg Lifted Twerking, POLE-Squat from Behind, POLE-Lean Back from Behind, TABLE-Half Splits Behind, TABLE-Half Splits Behind Open Labia, STANDING-Bend Over Touch Toes, side and behind, TABLE-Lift Leg, TABLE-Touch Toes boobs hit floor, POLE-Boob Job)
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 10, 2017 (edited)
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.5/5): There aren’t many girls on Istripper that make you feel more immersed in the experience. Never does Antonia break eye contact in an unnatural way, she smiles naturally and in ways that change as the content changes. She also has a really sexy stare when she gets extra explicit, and also has a playful side when opening her ass for you on the pole. Immersively she feels like a new girlfriend from an office job, maybe only dating a few months. Still showing you the moves, still trying to impress you, but you are definitely having sex after the show. She winks, growls, smiles, laughs, and stares at all the appropriate times.
TEASING: (4.7/5) A few things help Antonia in this category. She has a nice bush, her genital area has an extremely sexy darker skin color, and she has above average size labia. Her thong is thin and her outfit is see through, especially over her pubic region. Two clips start her off without panties but with her blouse on in 17 and 20. And this is amazing because the blouse has horizontal button connectors that shield some of the bush, but as she moves you get glimpses of it. She also takes her panties off first in a few clips for a similar effect. One subtle thing that she did was to bend down with the lingerie on...this ***** the blouse to ride up over her ass without her touching it. Subtle but awesome. Clip 19 has her do side splits with panties on, you can see her darker genital skin around the thong and it is exhilarating. And she understands angles so well. In her masterpiece that was clip 19, she teases with her “goods” slightly off center to the viewer, then she slowly straightens up with suspense in her face to pull her panties between her labia. And she only sucks on her finger once. And that is wet them before she opens herself up to you. OMG!!!
4.7 is an extremely high score for me to give in this category as most great girls get 2-3.
EXPLICIT: (4.5/5) She does not insert her fingers but opens her labia at least four times, and once from doggy and on the pole and this is rare to see from istripper girls. And she is moist, whether fake or not this unique and a huge turn-on, immersively.
OUTFIT: (4.5/5) Red-See Thru outfit. Two parts to take off, top blouse and red panties. She starts multiple clips without shoes and loses them in a couple. I love girls in shoes, not so much barefeet. Antonia was good enough it took away my preference, one way or another. She dances a little more sexy and American in the stripper shoes but more ballet and european without shoes. Absolutely perfect. The outfit allows for great teasing, shows her form wonderfully from all angles , I like casual clothes, and not really into lingerie. This changed my mind for one card at least.
TRANSITIONS: Antonia told Totem to stick it during transitions. Instead of looking bored, she just smiles and looks left and right. She is so spunky and sexy that couldn’t even act annoyed!!!!!
FINAL: This card is a classic. I am being serious here. Top 10. This card transcends preference. I don’t like lingerie, I love it in this card. I don’t like barefeet, I loved it in this card. I don’t like ballet type dancing, I love it in this card. Her weakest clips would be the best on most of this last year’s releases, that is not hyperbole. The card is that good. She is the first european girl to really twerk, and one of the few to have a bush. Her show is intelligent, well planned, and executed without mistake. If you have a laptop with 40 minutes of power left, you are starving and only have a $2 left to eat, buy this card instead and die a happy man.
4.7/5 (One of the Best)
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.5/5): There aren’t many girls on Istripper that make you feel more immersed in the experience. Never does Antonia break eye contact in an unnatural way, she smiles naturally and in ways that change as the content changes. She also has a really sexy stare when she gets extra explicit, and also has a playful side when opening her ass for you on the pole. Immersively she feels like a new girlfriend from an office job, maybe only dating a few months. Still showing you the moves, still trying to impress you, but you are definitely having sex after the show. She winks, growls, smiles, laughs, and stares at all the appropriate times.
TEASING: (4.7/5) A few things help Antonia in this category. She has a nice bush, her genital area has an extremely sexy darker skin color, and she has above average size labia. Her thong is thin and her outfit is see through, especially over her pubic region. Two clips start her off without panties but with her blouse on in 17 and 20. And this is amazing because the blouse has horizontal button connectors that shield some of the bush, but as she moves you get glimpses of it. She also takes her panties off first in a few clips for a similar effect. One subtle thing that she did was to bend down with the lingerie on...this ***** the blouse to ride up over her ass without her touching it. Subtle but awesome. Clip 19 has her do side splits with panties on, you can see her darker genital skin around the thong and it is exhilarating. And she understands angles so well. In her masterpiece that was clip 19, she teases with her “goods” slightly off center to the viewer, then she slowly straightens up with suspense in her face to pull her panties between her labia. And she only sucks on her finger once. And that is wet them before she opens herself up to you. OMG!!!
4.7 is an extremely high score for me to give in this category as most great girls get 2-3.
EXPLICIT: (4.5/5) She does not insert her fingers but opens her labia at least four times, and once from doggy and on the pole and this is rare to see from istripper girls. And she is moist, whether fake or not this unique and a huge turn-on, immersively.
OUTFIT: (4.5/5) Red-See Thru outfit. Two parts to take off, top blouse and red panties. She starts multiple clips without shoes and loses them in a couple. I love girls in shoes, not so much barefeet. Antonia was good enough it took away my preference, one way or another. She dances a little more sexy and American in the stripper shoes but more ballet and european without shoes. Absolutely perfect. The outfit allows for great teasing, shows her form wonderfully from all angles , I like casual clothes, and not really into lingerie. This changed my mind for one card at least.
TRANSITIONS: Antonia told Totem to stick it during transitions. Instead of looking bored, she just smiles and looks left and right. She is so spunky and sexy that couldn’t even act annoyed!!!!!
FINAL: This card is a classic. I am being serious here. Top 10. This card transcends preference. I don’t like lingerie, I love it in this card. I don’t like barefeet, I loved it in this card. I don’t like ballet type dancing, I love it in this card. Her weakest clips would be the best on most of this last year’s releases, that is not hyperbole. The card is that good. She is the first european girl to really twerk, and one of the few to have a bush. Her show is intelligent, well planned, and executed without mistake. If you have a laptop with 40 minutes of power left, you are starving and only have a $2 left to eat, buy this card instead and die a happy man.
4.7/5 (One of the Best)
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 10, 2017
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orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 11, 2017
Jenna Sativa: Feverish
Card Setup: 7 Full-Nude clips, 12 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4/5): Jenna is very good looking for an established American porn star. She has a very nice and curvy ass and thigh area. She is very flexible even though she is curvy. A beautiful combination. Her ass is well shaped and deep and this provides a natural tease for the twerk and doggy poses that will come later. Her breasts are medium size but still nice and very bouncy. She has a nice smile and great sensual lips. There is no sign of plastic surgery or tattoos. She has a really large bush, so large in fact you can see it the entire show. I find this epic, others may not. You can she was casted in her career as a girl next door type, but now she is grown into a woman. If you put her is a nice sweater and skirt she could play off as a sexy second year elementary teacher, a working professional with a cute smile, and normal hair style. In this scene she is a stripper. She may look cute and sweet but her moves are that of a sexual beast. WOW!
DANCING ABILITY: (4.3/5): Best Clips (13, 14,17,19)
Her standing clips: Her standing clips are great for a lot of reasons unique to Jenna. She is petite, 5” 2’, and curvy with nice thick and deep ass and thighs, combined with a skinny and flexible body. I found the topless clips to be above average because her substantial bush shows around her panties. This made her topless clips more explicit than is normal. The standard topless clip has her doing fast hip sway while running her hands up down her body from thighs to boobs to hair, and then an ass slap. All the while she is shaking thighs and ass. A great setup and tease for the two nude cards. Clip 18 start with her shaking her hips and thighs front facing, she is already topless so she removes her panties in a cool single move, front squat to table, panties off, and then a couple pelvic thrusts back to standing. At this point she twerks from three different angles but not from behind, at least fully. This is frustrating, but a decent tease for clip 19, which will be the finale. Clip 19 starts with a standard right/left sway with some thigh and ass jiggles mixed in. Like the other greats she knows to show all angles to the viewer. Her top comes off quickly as she sways and then she makes her way to the table where she is elite. Here she is more subdued but does a great and unique transition from table to standing where she does a squat to stand. This is a really difficult move, and really only possible for a flexible girl with her dimensions. Once she is standing she ends the clip with a transcendent twerk. Her deep ass normally hides her “goods” but during this twerk all is revealed and it is glorious. Her twerk is natural and well practiced, she has extremely loose hips and I imagine her ass jiggles slightly just walking. This again is unique is such a small and skinny girl. At this point in Istripper history I think she has the best twerk, and it is embedded in her show perfectly. This twerk was setup by the other 5 standing clips and really was the climax of the show in its final seconds. Nice orchestration if I might say.
Her Pole Clips: If you like twerking you are going to love her pole routine as that is her main pole move. Otherwise she uses it as a prop twirling slowly from one twerk variation to another. Clip 13 has her r twerk three times while holding the pole. The first time you see ass straight on which is exhilarating and then her 3rd time you see it from a slight side angle. The inside of the ass is still visible but she adds way more ***** using the pole as support that her boobs bounce quite *****. She does a ton of bend downs to remove her skirt and then her panties throughout her two nude pole scenes. In clip 16, she does the same kind of twerk moves but ends with a squat/pelvic thrust where she shows her large labia and touches them for a second. This is the highlight of the show. Jenna , sandwiched between Mia and Keisha, unexpectedly became the queen of twerk on istripper. She does not acrobatic pole moves, no spins and no fast twirling. She doesn’t do any combo moves to get to the floor, and I find this strange because her transitions are unprecedented when it comes to moving from table to standing. Her table clips are elite so I find it strange she never once went to the table for splits or doggy twerk.
Table Clips: She is an elite table dancer, and she shows a wide range of experience. She is one of the few girls that can and will do the splits on the ground, she also twerks from a lying down position in multiple ways; laying or her side, and in a modified side doggy position. The only girl on istripper that does this. She also does a squat twerk with her panties pulled to the side and from behind. This is completel...
Card Setup: 7 Full-Nude clips, 12 Topless
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4/5): Jenna is very good looking for an established American porn star. She has a very nice and curvy ass and thigh area. She is very flexible even though she is curvy. A beautiful combination. Her ass is well shaped and deep and this provides a natural tease for the twerk and doggy poses that will come later. Her breasts are medium size but still nice and very bouncy. She has a nice smile and great sensual lips. There is no sign of plastic surgery or tattoos. She has a really large bush, so large in fact you can see it the entire show. I find this epic, others may not. You can she was casted in her career as a girl next door type, but now she is grown into a woman. If you put her is a nice sweater and skirt she could play off as a sexy second year elementary teacher, a working professional with a cute smile, and normal hair style. In this scene she is a stripper. She may look cute and sweet but her moves are that of a sexual beast. WOW!
DANCING ABILITY: (4.3/5): Best Clips (13, 14,17,19)
Her standing clips: Her standing clips are great for a lot of reasons unique to Jenna. She is petite, 5” 2’, and curvy with nice thick and deep ass and thighs, combined with a skinny and flexible body. I found the topless clips to be above average because her substantial bush shows around her panties. This made her topless clips more explicit than is normal. The standard topless clip has her doing fast hip sway while running her hands up down her body from thighs to boobs to hair, and then an ass slap. All the while she is shaking thighs and ass. A great setup and tease for the two nude cards. Clip 18 start with her shaking her hips and thighs front facing, she is already topless so she removes her panties in a cool single move, front squat to table, panties off, and then a couple pelvic thrusts back to standing. At this point she twerks from three different angles but not from behind, at least fully. This is frustrating, but a decent tease for clip 19, which will be the finale. Clip 19 starts with a standard right/left sway with some thigh and ass jiggles mixed in. Like the other greats she knows to show all angles to the viewer. Her top comes off quickly as she sways and then she makes her way to the table where she is elite. Here she is more subdued but does a great and unique transition from table to standing where she does a squat to stand. This is a really difficult move, and really only possible for a flexible girl with her dimensions. Once she is standing she ends the clip with a transcendent twerk. Her deep ass normally hides her “goods” but during this twerk all is revealed and it is glorious. Her twerk is natural and well practiced, she has extremely loose hips and I imagine her ass jiggles slightly just walking. This again is unique is such a small and skinny girl. At this point in Istripper history I think she has the best twerk, and it is embedded in her show perfectly. This twerk was setup by the other 5 standing clips and really was the climax of the show in its final seconds. Nice orchestration if I might say.
Her Pole Clips: If you like twerking you are going to love her pole routine as that is her main pole move. Otherwise she uses it as a prop twirling slowly from one twerk variation to another. Clip 13 has her r twerk three times while holding the pole. The first time you see ass straight on which is exhilarating and then her 3rd time you see it from a slight side angle. The inside of the ass is still visible but she adds way more ***** using the pole as support that her boobs bounce quite *****. She does a ton of bend downs to remove her skirt and then her panties throughout her two nude pole scenes. In clip 16, she does the same kind of twerk moves but ends with a squat/pelvic thrust where she shows her large labia and touches them for a second. This is the highlight of the show. Jenna , sandwiched between Mia and Keisha, unexpectedly became the queen of twerk on istripper. She does not acrobatic pole moves, no spins and no fast twirling. She doesn’t do any combo moves to get to the floor, and I find this strange because her transitions are unprecedented when it comes to moving from table to standing. Her table clips are elite so I find it strange she never once went to the table for splits or doggy twerk.
Table Clips: She is an elite table dancer, and she shows a wide range of experience. She is one of the few girls that can and will do the splits on the ground, she also twerks from a lying down position in multiple ways; laying or her side, and in a modified side doggy position. The only girl on istripper that does this. She also does a squat twerk with her panties pulled to the side and from behind. This is completel...
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 11, 2017
2. Does the card create an immersive and realistic experience for the viewer? (Teasing Ability, Card progression, Smiling, Eye Contact, Personality)
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.2/5): This one is hard to pin down but I will say she is well above average for personality. At times you can tell she is going through a routine and her facial expressions and smiles are appropriate but not necessarily immersive. It may be the fact that she looks so sweet and innocent, with a cute all-american smile, and a standard american mom haircut. She looks like a hot church girl or teacher, just out of college but instead she is dressed in a stripper outfit. She smiles a lot, never seems like she is bored, and is always engaged with the viewer. There isn’t a lot of other facial expressions such as winks, or growls, or sucking on fingers. I think she was playing the role of an experience stripper at a club, and the intimacy was not meant to be there. That being said, there were few times where her skirt kept popping over her ass as she bent down, this was not planned, and then her smile really shined. Normally we see a cute, shy performer show glimpses of a sexy animal, in this card we see a sexual beast, an elite performer, a professional pornstar, flash moments of her cute and native personality. Another unique feature of this great card.
TEASING: (4.5/5) Personally teasing is all about showing unique physical features that are still feminine and sexy but are not found in all girls. Jenna is equipped with a plethora of these features. Her large bush and thick and deep ass meant she was going to tease without trying. Also her labia are large and her genital regions darker than normal, so the viewer was always going to get special and exciting views if she ever opened her legs or twerked. I find these four features make her open leg and twerk experiences some of the best on the site. Although they are rare in this card, it just means I will have to buy her other cards to complete the collection. Her panties are also loose, and this means they move and slide whether she touches them or not. When she twerks with thong on you can see pretty much everything because looseness and thinness of the thong. It was really hard to concentrate on this review though even the topless clips. The most explosive teases are the panties pull to the side and the boob flash, she does them both, although it is limited. A score of 4.5/5 means she is an elite tease and knows what she is doing. The lack of nude clips means her teasing was also limited. I can’t blame her though, this is totem’s issue.
EXPLICIT: (4.0/5) She shows her amazing genital region with reckless abandon in her few nude clips and she does rubbing maybe three times in all clips. The card still feels really explicit because she is so smoking hot with the large bush, labia, and big ass. Also her cuteness makes her crazy exposure that much more “dirty”.
OUTFIT: (4.5/5) Red-See Thru outfit. This one has three parts, a mesh top, a mesh skirt, and a thong. The shoes never come off. The outfit really works for her. The Skirt pops up her ass anytime she bends down which is amazing, her panties are loose, and this shows her amazing genital region, and the top is see-thru so you get a good show in all clips. All that said, she is a casual looking girl. Clear skin, mom-haircut, no tattoos, extremely healthy looking with a huge bush, and a more casual outfit combined with her amazing skills would have been amazing.
TRANSITIONS: Too cute to look really annoyed. Acted spunky and happy while waiting for you to pay attention.
FINAL: Jenna is amazing but this card is one of missed opportunities. Jenna is a completely unique and unprecedented beauty. She has the cuteness of a girl next door, the body of a woman in her prime years of beauty and form, and the flexibility and body control of an elite dancer. Totem gave her 7 fully nude cards. To contrast they gave Antonia S. 16. Jenna showcased elite skills standing, on the pole, and on the table but she only had 5 minutes in each setting to get naked and show off naked. The lack of moves is not due to her inability but due to a lack of time. I would still advise everyone to buy this card because there are only a few Istripper girls that can compare to her as a performer. My great hope is that this is a setup for her later cards where we will see more pole variation and more explicit on the table.
4.4/5 (Elite Card)
Better than 90% of cards.
CARD PERSONALITY: (4.2/5): This one is hard to pin down but I will say she is well above average for personality. At times you can tell she is going through a routine and her facial expressions and smiles are appropriate but not necessarily immersive. It may be the fact that she looks so sweet and innocent, with a cute all-american smile, and a standard american mom haircut. She looks like a hot church girl or teacher, just out of college but instead she is dressed in a stripper outfit. She smiles a lot, never seems like she is bored, and is always engaged with the viewer. There isn’t a lot of other facial expressions such as winks, or growls, or sucking on fingers. I think she was playing the role of an experience stripper at a club, and the intimacy was not meant to be there. That being said, there were few times where her skirt kept popping over her ass as she bent down, this was not planned, and then her smile really shined. Normally we see a cute, shy performer show glimpses of a sexy animal, in this card we see a sexual beast, an elite performer, a professional pornstar, flash moments of her cute and native personality. Another unique feature of this great card.
TEASING: (4.5/5) Personally teasing is all about showing unique physical features that are still feminine and sexy but are not found in all girls. Jenna is equipped with a plethora of these features. Her large bush and thick and deep ass meant she was going to tease without trying. Also her labia are large and her genital regions darker than normal, so the viewer was always going to get special and exciting views if she ever opened her legs or twerked. I find these four features make her open leg and twerk experiences some of the best on the site. Although they are rare in this card, it just means I will have to buy her other cards to complete the collection. Her panties are also loose, and this means they move and slide whether she touches them or not. When she twerks with thong on you can see pretty much everything because looseness and thinness of the thong. It was really hard to concentrate on this review though even the topless clips. The most explosive teases are the panties pull to the side and the boob flash, she does them both, although it is limited. A score of 4.5/5 means she is an elite tease and knows what she is doing. The lack of nude clips means her teasing was also limited. I can’t blame her though, this is totem’s issue.
EXPLICIT: (4.0/5) She shows her amazing genital region with reckless abandon in her few nude clips and she does rubbing maybe three times in all clips. The card still feels really explicit because she is so smoking hot with the large bush, labia, and big ass. Also her cuteness makes her crazy exposure that much more “dirty”.
OUTFIT: (4.5/5) Red-See Thru outfit. This one has three parts, a mesh top, a mesh skirt, and a thong. The shoes never come off. The outfit really works for her. The Skirt pops up her ass anytime she bends down which is amazing, her panties are loose, and this shows her amazing genital region, and the top is see-thru so you get a good show in all clips. All that said, she is a casual looking girl. Clear skin, mom-haircut, no tattoos, extremely healthy looking with a huge bush, and a more casual outfit combined with her amazing skills would have been amazing.
TRANSITIONS: Too cute to look really annoyed. Acted spunky and happy while waiting for you to pay attention.
FINAL: Jenna is amazing but this card is one of missed opportunities. Jenna is a completely unique and unprecedented beauty. She has the cuteness of a girl next door, the body of a woman in her prime years of beauty and form, and the flexibility and body control of an elite dancer. Totem gave her 7 fully nude cards. To contrast they gave Antonia S. 16. Jenna showcased elite skills standing, on the pole, and on the table but she only had 5 minutes in each setting to get naked and show off naked. The lack of moves is not due to her inability but due to a lack of time. I would still advise everyone to buy this card because there are only a few Istripper girls that can compare to her as a performer. My great hope is that this is a setup for her later cards where we will see more pole variation and more explicit on the table.
4.4/5 (Elite Card)
Better than 90% of cards.
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 11, 2017
Arrghhh....my table portion got cut off...if you want to read it, go to Jenna's card and read her reviews. I deleted it from my computer.
mark7772
De em Dec 2012 85 post(s)
January 11, 2017
WOW! NICE!! mmmm
mark7772
De em Dec 2012 85 post(s)
January 11, 2017
ahhhhh me god! NICE! mmmm
STMN
De em May 2015 45 post(s)
January 11, 2017
Thanks for your reviews. Very informative!
orclover
De em Jun 2012 744 post(s)
January 12, 2017
Mia Malkova: In the Shadows
Card Setup: 12 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 3 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): If Totem was an American company then Mia would be the billboard. She is the pinnacle of talent on the entire site. She is the only pornstar in her prime to dance for the site that combines great natural beauty, with flawless performance skills, and the dancing skill and flexibility to provide truly unique show for the year 2017. She is 100% American. Let’s start at the bottom. She has gorgeous long legs, which one would expect to connect to the semi-flat ass of an LA model, considering she is quite tall at 5’6. Instead the legs rise into the best ass in porn, thick and firm, and it has been that way since she burst on the scene in 2011. Above the ass are perfect, perky tits with gorgeous pink nipples, and if this wasn’t enough she tops it off with the face of an American movie star, perfect smile, lips, and shimmering blonde hair. This is a truly unique combination, and has contributed to her great popularity in porn. This show is the first of her second set with Istripper, and I really respect the changes she made to spice up this next set of cards. She returned with a golden tan, but kept tan-lines at her boobs, and bikini area. She also kept the perfect bush from her first shoot. Totem keeps hitting home runs with girls between the ages of 22-25 , and Mia is no exception. Being a little older and experienced means that Mia has experience in performing that most of the younger girls cannot replicate. But being younger than 30, she is still in peak form physically.
DANCING ABILITY: (4.5/5): Best Clips (13,14, 17,18)
Her standing clips: The centerpiece of her standing clips are her amazing ass. Honestly, they were disappointing. There were only three nude standing clips, and she had 12 nude clips total. She really only did three moves. A number of hot bend downs as she took off skirts and panties, one quick front squat pelvic thrust, and a slow half twerk. I haven’t watched her older sets in detail but I imagine that standing clips with high heels are hard for a person that is 60% legs. Most elite standing performers mix heels and barefeet, wearing shoes that can come off quickly. Compared to most Eastern European dancers this set of clips was quite good. Sybil, a highly rated Euro girl, might only give a doggy view once in an entire show, Mia does its 3 or 4 times in 3 clips.
Her Pole Clips: Mia is an elite dancer on the pole, and would fit into the semi-acrobatic category. Her first topless pole clip has her perform a reverse twirl of medium height that takes her all the way to ground where she side twerks next to the pole. In her pole clips she is able to do up to 720 degree twirls, and she likes to start standing with her back to the viewer and then end facing the viewer while being on the ground. A complicated move that requires strength and agility and she performs it flawlessly a couple times. Clip 13 centers around two huge twerks, one on the ground that followed a sink to the ground use the pole as support, and a standing twerk where she leans on the pole and you get a doggy view that is epic. Clip 17 features her most diverse clip, even though she has to undress also. She works in 3 large twirls that are greater than 360 degrees, two forward and once reverse, and her best pole to table, table to pole transitions. She also does some standing leg wraps, and a nice bend down with head towards toes during the wrap. Mia is really good on the pole, more professional than most even good pole performers. She is so firm physically that the moves that require shaking almost seem disjointed. Some girls with more natural shake will look more natural twerking, as if it is just part of their daily routine. Mia uses her twerks as set pieces, they are visually unprecedented, but do not fit the slow and sensual routine. I always hope she will speed up a bit and the shaking and other moves will then fit better. But this is like ***** that my million dollar check is written in pink pen.
Table Clips: Mia is experienced at yoga and it shows in her table clips. Her most common move is a side dip where her ass is in the air and face is down. She has an incredibly flexible back that allows her ass and head to almost be at the same height in this position, even though her ass is raised to its maximum. Her most epic move comes in clip 14, where she is able to pull off the all too rare splits with genitals touching the ground. She may be the only girl on the site where the side view of her body is sexier than the doggy view, and her doggy view is top 10 on the site. The way she is able to dip her back though is literally out of this world, and the combination of her little back, cute smiling face all connected to a huge long ass...
Card Setup: 12 Full-Nude clips, 4 Topless, 3 Non-Nude
1. How does the card show the physical form of the model?(Beauty, Dancing Ability, Flexibility, Diversity of Movement, Speed)
BEAUTY:(4.8/5): If Totem was an American company then Mia would be the billboard. She is the pinnacle of talent on the entire site. She is the only pornstar in her prime to dance for the site that combines great natural beauty, with flawless performance skills, and the dancing skill and flexibility to provide truly unique show for the year 2017. She is 100% American. Let’s start at the bottom. She has gorgeous long legs, which one would expect to connect to the semi-flat ass of an LA model, considering she is quite tall at 5’6. Instead the legs rise into the best ass in porn, thick and firm, and it has been that way since she burst on the scene in 2011. Above the ass are perfect, perky tits with gorgeous pink nipples, and if this wasn’t enough she tops it off with the face of an American movie star, perfect smile, lips, and shimmering blonde hair. This is a truly unique combination, and has contributed to her great popularity in porn. This show is the first of her second set with Istripper, and I really respect the changes she made to spice up this next set of cards. She returned with a golden tan, but kept tan-lines at her boobs, and bikini area. She also kept the perfect bush from her first shoot. Totem keeps hitting home runs with girls between the ages of 22-25 , and Mia is no exception. Being a little older and experienced means that Mia has experience in performing that most of the younger girls cannot replicate. But being younger than 30, she is still in peak form physically.
DANCING ABILITY: (4.5/5): Best Clips (13,14, 17,18)
Her standing clips: The centerpiece of her standing clips are her amazing ass. Honestly, they were disappointing. There were only three nude standing clips, and she had 12 nude clips total. She really only did three moves. A number of hot bend downs as she took off skirts and panties, one quick front squat pelvic thrust, and a slow half twerk. I haven’t watched her older sets in detail but I imagine that standing clips with high heels are hard for a person that is 60% legs. Most elite standing performers mix heels and barefeet, wearing shoes that can come off quickly. Compared to most Eastern European dancers this set of clips was quite good. Sybil, a highly rated Euro girl, might only give a doggy view once in an entire show, Mia does its 3 or 4 times in 3 clips.
Her Pole Clips: Mia is an elite dancer on the pole, and would fit into the semi-acrobatic category. Her first topless pole clip has her perform a reverse twirl of medium height that takes her all the way to ground where she side twerks next to the pole. In her pole clips she is able to do up to 720 degree twirls, and she likes to start standing with her back to the viewer and then end facing the viewer while being on the ground. A complicated move that requires strength and agility and she performs it flawlessly a couple times. Clip 13 centers around two huge twerks, one on the ground that followed a sink to the ground use the pole as support, and a standing twerk where she leans on the pole and you get a doggy view that is epic. Clip 17 features her most diverse clip, even though she has to undress also. She works in 3 large twirls that are greater than 360 degrees, two forward and once reverse, and her best pole to table, table to pole transitions. She also does some standing leg wraps, and a nice bend down with head towards toes during the wrap. Mia is really good on the pole, more professional than most even good pole performers. She is so firm physically that the moves that require shaking almost seem disjointed. Some girls with more natural shake will look more natural twerking, as if it is just part of their daily routine. Mia uses her twerks as set pieces, they are visually unprecedented, but do not fit the slow and sensual routine. I always hope she will speed up a bit and the shaking and other moves will then fit better. But this is like ***** that my million dollar check is written in pink pen.
Table Clips: Mia is experienced at yoga and it shows in her table clips. Her most common move is a side dip where her ass is in the air and face is down. She has an incredibly flexible back that allows her ass and head to almost be at the same height in this position, even though her ass is raised to its maximum. Her most epic move comes in clip 14, where she is able to pull off the all too rare splits with genitals touching the ground. She may be the only girl on the site where the side view of her body is sexier than the doggy view, and her doggy view is top 10 on the site. The way she is able to dip her back though is literally out of this world, and the combination of her little back, cute smiling face all connected to a huge long ass...
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