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You know you're addicted to VG if.... Fórum / Tudo sobre iStripper
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011
You quickly lose interest in Sauron's Ring of Power that you found in Golum's cave because of your obsession with VGHD.
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011
When you see someone spill a drop of milk, you can't help staining the inside of your own clothing with drops of milky liquid you produced yourself because it reminds you too much of Maggie's DROP OF MILK card.
tektum777
De em Aug 2008 71 post(s)
December 11, 2011
when you named your dog 'TotemRex', your cat 'CiberVixen' and your fish 'WyldAnimal'
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 11, 2011
If..
..You've always dreamed to maintain a Harem of 500 women.
..You've always dreamed to maintain a Harem of 500 women.
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011 (edited)
...because you are so upset that your PC can no longer run VGHD, you turn to the dark-side of the *****, lead a clone army in insurrection against the Galactic Republic, hunt down the Jedi, become the right hand man of a ***** Sith Emperor who is determined to maintain absolute power of the Galactic Empire through initimidation and *****, and lead a relentless campaign to crush the the Rebel alliance, during which you ***** you previous Jedi master during a light saber fight and destroy Alderaan with the Death Star.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 12, 2011
Yeah! I'm so ***** that...
...I' ve dreamed to a Christmas Special party with my favorite!
...I' ve dreamed to a Christmas Special party with my favorite!
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 12, 2011 (edited)
I' m still as hooked as I' ve concocted an advent calendar with a change of favorite every day until Christmas!(Pending the Party!)\o/
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 12, 2011
You get fired from your job as a VGHD model for watching VGHD.
tacia
De em Apr 2008 436 post(s)
December 13, 2011
You get fired from your job as a VGHD cameraman for watching VGHD.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 13, 2011
If..
..You have seen all the shows in every color offered by your PC.\o/
..You have seen all the shows in every color offered by your PC.\o/
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 13, 2011
If..
..You decide to help future ***** by editing a book of advices on the subject.
..You decide to help future ***** by editing a book of advices on the subject.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 14, 2011
If..
.. Your pc looks like this one, with VG It has no time to cool!
.. Your pc looks like this one, with VG It has no time to cool!
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 15, 2011 (edited)
When you see Tea and Ariel's PRISON CELL card, you feel an urge to come and rescue them, but not necessarily in that order.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 15, 2011
If..
.. You have already printed the calendar of the year 2015 with your favorites !(Yeah! 2015!!)
.. You have already printed the calendar of the year 2015 with your favorites !(Yeah! 2015!!)
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 16, 2011
If..
.. You know this song:
***** to VG
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily ***** to VG.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily ***** to VG!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered a-lot-Pretty girls!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They ***** me away?
I'm happily ***** to VG!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to VGGGGG!!! (Yeah!)
.. You know this song:
***** to VG
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily ***** to VG.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily ***** to VG!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered a-lot-Pretty girls!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They ***** me away?
I'm happily ***** to VG!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to VGGGGG!!! (Yeah!)
Dabber
De em May 2009 92 post(s)
December 16, 2011 (edited)
....you have a dream of a VG girl that is not even on your top 20 favorites list. .......I wish the dream lasted longer!!!!!!!!!
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 18, 2011
If..
..You know the other song:
All i want for Christmas is you... you... Uh...And You...
..You know the other song:
All i want for Christmas is you... you... Uh...And You...
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 18, 2011
You find you love being being grilled by the Police Secret Services in the Interrogation room because it reminds you of Miss Roxx's Interrogation Room card.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 19, 2011
You know you're ***** to VG if....
...Uh, Hey! You! Wait a minute!! What do you do??
...Uh, Hey! You! Wait a minute!! What do you do??
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 20, 2011
If..
..You all see VG as a daily part of your lives and for some its something You just can not live without.
..You all see VG as a daily part of your lives and for some its something You just can not live without.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 21, 2011
If..
..You think that in 2012 you can interact with the software and thus change the characteristics of the VirtuaGirls (Hair, Eyes etc...)
Just for more fancy!\o/
..You think that in 2012 you can interact with the software and thus change the characteristics of the VirtuaGirls (Hair, Eyes etc...)
Just for more fancy!\o/
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 25, 2011
You have given up mastrubating as you find it distracts you too much from watching and enjoying VGHD.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 25, 2011
If..
.. You dream that 2012 would be an Extra Special Vintage for VirtuaGirls!\o/
.. You dream that 2012 would be an Extra Special Vintage for VirtuaGirls!\o/
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 25, 2011
You are so desparate to buy the VGHD card that you promised yourself for Christmas that you buy it on Christmas Eve, resulting in Christmas cumming early.
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 28, 2011
You were so ***** in 2011 that you hope to be even ***** in 2012!\o/
Happy ***** Year 2012!
Happy ***** Year 2012!
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 30, 2011
If..
...You ask a painting of your favorite by a great master in the Cubist style, a masterpiece estimate of 2000000 € - 3000000 €
...You ask a painting of your favorite by a great master in the Cubist style, a masterpiece estimate of 2000000 € - 3000000 €
tacia
De em Apr 2008 436 post(s)
December 30, 2011
Who'd've guessed you own this level of artistic talent?
daniel1111
De em Dec 2007 707 post(s)
December 30, 2011
-Thx tacia but me, an artistic talent > Oh no! I'm just a self made designer free and usually for pleasure..
I'm just a humble computer's handyman! Thanx @ 'totoshop' & many others in freeware! And I make that just for fun.( or may be by Addiction...)
You know you're always ***** if...
...You can't stop!(but especially as you have fun!)
ஐღ ☮ Peace & Laugh ㋡
Happy New Year 2012! Keep the fun!
I'm just a humble computer's handyman! Thanx @ 'totoshop' & many others in freeware! And I make that just for fun.( or may be by Addiction...)
You know you're always ***** if...
...You can't stop!(but especially as you have fun!)
ஐღ ☮ Peace & Laugh ㋡
Happy New Year 2012! Keep the fun!
Apasas
De em Aug 2009 1038 post(s)
December 31, 2011 (edited)
When the Trojan Prince Paris steals your VGHD collection, you call on your elder brother, Agamemnon, to raise an army from all of Greece to launch an expedition against Troy to help you recover your beloved beauties.
When the fleet is delayed at Aulis due to bad weather, your brother is only able to launch the expition after sacrificing his *****, Iphigenia, to the Goddess Artemis.
After ten years of fierce fighting between men, heros and the Gods themsleves over your VGHD collection and the loss of great heros such as Achilles, Ajax, Sarpedon and Hector, the Greek armies are eventually able to sack the city with the aid of the Trojan horse. With the defeat of Troy you are happily reunited once again with your VGHD collection.
In the Trojan War, a thousand VGHD cards launched a thousand ships.
(Yes I know it is sureal and not very likely. But sometimes I like to stretch artistic licence to it's limit to express the point.)
When the fleet is delayed at Aulis due to bad weather, your brother is only able to launch the expition after sacrificing his *****, Iphigenia, to the Goddess Artemis.
After ten years of fierce fighting between men, heros and the Gods themsleves over your VGHD collection and the loss of great heros such as Achilles, Ajax, Sarpedon and Hector, the Greek armies are eventually able to sack the city with the aid of the Trojan horse. With the defeat of Troy you are happily reunited once again with your VGHD collection.
In the Trojan War, a thousand VGHD cards launched a thousand ships.
(Yes I know it is sureal and not very likely. But sometimes I like to stretch artistic licence to it's limit to express the point.)
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