Well, in some cases vibrators go in both ways and in some other cases food goes in both ways. You know, just like porno. Sometimes it's a fake banana, and sometimes they use a real banana. I say as long as it goes in both places, use it. The things that alternate places are the best sometimes. I say, use everything, vibrators, bananas, hot dogs, whatever. I, ah, will end here. (I'm trying so hard to make this posting acceptable for this topic as I think of, well, never mind.)