Jana H, "Ideal PA" - My main question about this is what the name means: is there a city named Ideal in Pennsylvania, or is she a perfect candidate for a personal assistant job, or does she have the best possible public address system, or what? That aside, this is the first Jana H show I've seen where it seems like she's trying to be sexy, though she still mostly just looks striking and performance-focused. Not a bad thing necessarily, but something to be on the lookout for; if all you want is wank fuel, Jana's theatrics would be distracting and perhaps even *****. A good choice for VG fans of more rarefied taste, though I of course can't vouch for what happens once her bra comes off.

Alizee, "Model Student" - The first of three trailer clips has her making love to her own legs in a very thrilling fashion; I can see her moving her lips, saying what appears to be something like "Thank you", and it produces an excellent effect. Unfortunately, the clip ends abruptly; I don't know if that was an error when it was being downloaded or just a bad edit job on Totem's end. The second clip is a bit of method-acting, as she pretends to be having an exasperating phone conversation; nothing about this is sexy, but if you just like to see pretty girls in interesting real-life type situations, you'll appreciate this display of fairly genuine-seeming (if mute) emotion. The third clip is a nice little pole dance. Overall, looks like an enjoyable show.

Bernadette, "Roman Empire" - A phenomenally gorgeous dress worn by a very tall, elegant-looking girl. A must-have for those of refined tastes. Bernadette has shot straight up to the high-middle of my favorites list on the strength of just this trailer.

Denisa K, "Betty Boobs" - Uh, no. She's attempting to emulate a role model whose head is twelve times the size of her body; the outfit does not work at all in realistic proportions, looking simply ***** and not in a good way, and the flirtatious attitude she displays in the first clip is more self-indulgent than sexual. A thorough failure in my book.

Davon Kim, "Asian Therapy" - Saw this before and didn't like it; my distaste is confirmed now. She dances in a very "loose" and "peppy" style on this clip, and turns me off completely in the process, seeming more like a spastic attention-monger than a seductress; despite my having serious fetishes for both Asians and fishnet outfits, this one completely fails to interest me at all.

Jana Cova, "Country Walk" - She looks...nice. If you go for that sort of thing. I kinda liked it, but don't have so many tickets to ***** that I expect I'll be getting this instead of something I'm sure to love.

Ting, "Yellow Sea" - She's very bouncy in the way she dances, which I don't tend to go for. The outfit is nice, the body is nice (skin is very pale for an Asian girl, which interests me the same way that atypically pale or dark skin interests me regardless of race - I just like "unusual"), but I don't care for the big cheesy sunglasses, and I ***** the ultra-shiny colorless lipstick. Plus, ultimately, she just doesn't have that pretty a face, compared to her competitors. I like this show from her neck down, sad to say, but that just doesn't cut the mustard on this site.

Zafira, "The Dungeon" - I got this some weeks back, but didn't get around to mentioning it. The first two clips didn't impress me, but in the third she shows off her rear and legs and it suddenly clicked. So this one is on my to-get list, if I get that far. But there are enough black fetishy outfits on the site that it wasn't an auto-grab like Ivory Goddess, which was her wearing something nobody else wears.

Carmen Gemini & Cabiria, "Double *****" - Another ho-hum duo, nice-looking but not worth the bother when all the girls do is pet each other a little.

Katerina H, "War Game" - Drab and dull.

Nella, "Skimmed Milk" - Dismal and dull.

Kathy Moore, "Drink Party" - Too much prop comedy, not enough sexy. Heck, she hardly moves.

Mai, "Mysterious Temple" - Cute and basically competent. She might not make the cut if she were white, but as one of the rare ethnic girls on VG, she stands out so much there's really nothing to compare her to, as the other Asians look completely different. Sad but true; fans of blondes and brunettes can comparison-shop, anyone with more exotic tastes will take what Totem gives them.

Ashley Robbins, "Fairy Tales" - Ashley seems to be one of those girls who is compelled to ham it up, play-acting some kind of character in a very silly and flippant fashion which thoroughly fails to impress me. In this trailer she flips her pigtails about, hugs a heart-shaped pillow, and pretends to notice her crotch for the first time and get all embarrassed about it. Maybe this works for guys who have an innocence fetish, but I'd be inclined to doubt it - she's really not that good an actor. Mostly she just seems like an awkward, ignorant ***** trying to do what she thinks an older man would like, and I'm unconvinced by it.

Camilla, "Yellow Canary" - Put succincctly, a lackluster performance from an averagely pretty girl, with nothing to really recommend it.

Chiara, "Cuddle Time" - This, on the other hand, is smoldering. She moves energetically, with little girly wiggles and slides, making her seem frisky and skilled. Cute outfit, too. A definite winner, and a must-have.

Zafira, "Florida Sun" - This has one very stimulating clip of some dirty-dancing on the pole; however, it also has one clip which is only about four seconds long, in which she does nothing but peek over her sunglasses for a moment and then take them off. Including that snippet of nothing-much as one of the only three clips in each trailer was a mean trick for them to play on us. I'd take a very long time getting around to buying this show just on that basis.

In other news, I've decided based on Chiara's show above to buy another of her clips today and spend out the last of my tix. I will therefore use this thread in future mostly to "count down" to my next purchase of tickets, so I can see how long it takes for me to find fifty girls who I would have wanted to purchase for one ticket, and cross-reference that against the $50 pricetag of those tickets to decide if I can resist the impulse to throw even more money at this fun but financially-unsound amusement.

Jennifer Max, "Wild Life" - Verrrry nice. Risque for a trailer, too.

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Monica Sweet - I was always puzzled by this girl's popularity, since every one of her card pictures makes her seem to have a freakishly oversized head. Now that I've seen a full trailer of her, I can see that she is an excellent dancer with a talent for displaying attitude, and that her wide and tall face looks good from certain angles and not from others. Basically, they need to fire the guy who took her headshots, as he obviously decided to give the worst impression of her possible.

welcome back Pellucidar and Congrats for reaching Platinum rank.

Good to see you back buddy
Just not enough criticism without you
Avil.

Yes,welcome back @Pellucidar and Big Congrats indeed on reaching Plat! I don't know bout any one else I was not sure i u would make it! But There is that black star!

Maybe if you where nicer to the Vgirls,The girls you DO OWN might not have piled up dirty cloths in yer old computer and made it die! hehehe! just a kidding! ;)

No seriously,Glad yer back showing love!

Have a good one

Julya, "Toffee Apple" - I'm a big fan of this swedish athlete, but this outfit does not flatter her. Get "Black Label" instead if you haven't already; take this one only if you are an impossible completist.

Cheers for the tip man :)
Avil.

Bernadette, "Checkmate" - If they'd actually lived up to the name in some way, shown her playing chess or even made her wear glasses and a bun so she looked smart enough to play chess, I might have been impressed. But this is just her in a random red-and-black outfit; thoroughly forgettable. Get a more memorable card such as "Night Flight" or "Russian Winter", unless you're both infatuated with Bernadette and with the color red.

Elya, "Sporty Day" - Well, she's sporty enough, I'll give her that. But despite being a major fan of Elya these days, it didn't really work for me. Let's put it this way - given that I'm not into sports of any variety, she wasn't sexy enough to overcome that prejudice. Others have been, and she probably could have been, but in this case she wasn't.

Nadine, "Sexy Socialite" - Pretty nice, but I'd rather have a more colorful outfit to go with that pretty face.

Cabiria, "Hustler Girl" - I was going to say that I found this one pleasant but forgettable...but then her pole clip came on and she turned into a spastic jackrabbit cheerleading to trip-hop! No friggin' thank you.

Katerina H, "Treasure Room" - Her pole dance clip is very energetic and athletic...but too short. And her closeup is sizzling with erotic passion...and too short. And the other clip is kinda meh...and rather small...and too short. Overall, I'd say this is a good girl who ***** from bad editing.

Kayla, "Strong Coffee" - She has the most fluid, curvy motions I can recall having ever seen! Plus she's a rare example of a dark-skinned girl on VGHD. I was so impressed by just two clips of her trailer (if there's a third in there I didn't see it in about 30 tries) that I bought tix for the first time since I hit 100 so I could take advantage of her discount today (I hadn't previously realized that any girl you have a trailer for is on discount; it makes me wonder why Totem bothers to leave any girls at 2, since the vast majority of the time the only time you'll go to buy a girl you didn't long since have is when a trailer brings her to the forefront of your consciousness). It's a pity there are only 3 cards total for this amazing babe.

Tarra White, "Full Desire" - I was already a Tarra fan, but wouldn't have tumbled to the idea of her in a plain black dress after I've had her in snakeskin vinyl tights or a magician's outfit. However, it turns out that the strapless and almost backless "little black dress" on her looks simply amazing once she starts to move. With the lacy collar to top it off, the outfit makes her look like a sophisticated starlet - who's obviously slumming, you realize as soon as she starts to squirm and flirt with the camera. All told, a delicious clip that I also couldn't resist buying on the spot.

Heaven, "Santa Cruz" - Heaven might be one of the prettiest Virtua Girls out there, especially in terms of facial beauty. But her dancing style consists of little more than waving her arms about and prancing hither and yon. In the presence of so many incredible beauties who also know how to dance, how to turn up the seduction factor or both, Heaven is just...well, rather down-to-earth.

Domino, "Domination" - I love the tattoo, but what the heck are those spots all over her stomach? It makes her look like she has some kind of disease, and this is a real shame since she's got the kind of thick, curvy build that you see on Aria Giovanni. This show also has the distinction of being the first one on which I could tell that it's higher-quality video than in earlier shows; I've seen a few of the more recent ones and never been able to make out a difference, but this one clearly has much smoother lines, not seeming to "pop out" from the computer background as much and making the motions look more fluid. Despite this quality, though, I'm not able to be interested in this model because of her disfigured appearance. This is slightly ironic since Nikita Valentin has similar marks on her tits and I've never especially minded them; I guess in her case it's just that I got to know and like her through trailers before I noticed this imperfection, while with Domino, they were practically my first impressions of her. Sorry, hun, I ***** to be shallow but that's the way things are in this place.

Laura, "White Lily" - Laura straddles the line between deliciously enthusiastic and annoyingly hyper, and crosses it within seconds of this show beginning. I love seeing her glide like a soaring bird from one position to the next, but I ***** seeing her flash a fake smile and jiggle her butt in an over-the-top fashion that isn't at all sultry or seductive. Having only tumbled to her "Psychedelic" show because of the unusual outfit, I wouldn't have given even a moment's consideration to this ordinary show, except that she did show glimmers of potential in both of the first clips I watched before becoming tired of her. I could love her show if it focused on what I consider her strengths, but they seem to form a minority of her performance.

Jenna Sweet, "Jungle Soldier" - The gun doesn't work for me and I have mixed feelings about the paint on her face, but Jenna shows the silky moves in this show that I've loved in all her others, with a few unique flourishes. I'm very tempted.

Nadine, "Almost Innocent" - Pleasant-looking enough, but utterly forgettable, to the point that I feel like I'm doing her an undeserved favor by paying enough attention to her to point this out.

Demi, "Pink Villa" - Meh.

Carmen Gemini, "Golden Present" - Love the outfit, but ***** the bulky "present" she pops out of in one clip. Huge props just waste space on my desktop; I never appreciate them, and this one is so obnoxious to the eye that I don't know if I could ever tolerate it for the sake of having this gorgeous golden girl. Maybe someday.

Sendy Silver, "Stockings Passion" - Well, this show delivers what it promises, at least with the first word.

Dorothy Bank, "Summer Camp" - Dorothy is one of the cutest chicks on VGHD, but also capable of being quite sexy, though she doesn't smolder with the erotic intensity of some other girls. She has a demure aloofness to her which should appeal to some fans, those that enjoy a challenge and a pursuit rather than a woman who's begging for it, but prefer sophistication to girl-next-door innocence. This pink-white-and-perwinkle outfit is typical of her preference for colorful clothes.

Belicia, "Purple Night" - This pallid beauty shines in a satiny magenta corset; a must for S&M lovers and fans of pseudo-Gothic fashion.

Lucky, "Italian Sun" - A white bikini isn't very exciting compared to many of Lucky's other outfits, but the classics are classic for a reason. She looks most fetching.

Carmen Gemini & Mina, "Society Evening" - A typically dull duo, in which both girls fill up the screen, flash fake smiles at the viewer in tandem for exponentially greater creepiness and ennui, and pretty much ignore each other. Not at all the vibe that a two-girl show should have, but nearly always the one they do, which is why they usually suck.

Marta, "Italian Passion" - A very interesting outfit and extremely nice moves. I like this card a lot, but having spent $200 on this program to date and having only nine cards left, possibly fewer before the end of today, I have decided I must be extremely finicky about purchasing only the most indispensible of cards, and this one does not make the cut. If I could trade old cards for new, I'd happily take this in place of the previous Marta show I have purchased, in which she wears a black dress like nearly every VirtuaGirl does at least once; much as I love the color black, its ubiquity irritates me and I'd much rather have the purple bra and white socks she wears here. But as it stands, I must put this delicious treat off until the next time I can afford to splurge and purchase a large pile of tickets. If that day never comes, I will regret missing out on this show, but not as much as some others.

Kami, "Seduction Secrets" - Not loving the pigtails; even less loving the fact that she uses them as an excuse to be goofy in her close-up clip.

Marie, "Nursing Course" - Her attempts at being sexy in the close-up clip are ***** awkward.

Susie Q, "Gold Level" - Her plain-jane face is made up a bit and looks much better here than in "Miss Pole Dance". Plus this trailer has a ***** slip!

Jasmine, "Dark Priestess" - An absolute must-have. I cannot rave enough about the energetic and flowing dance performance Jasmine gives here, all while dressed in an incredibly sexually blatant outfit which I love. This tops the list of cards I will willingly pay 2 credits for (something I've previously done only for Axelle Parker's "Pink Circus" and for a Jenny McClain show).

Mirka, "Summer Walk" - A very pretty girl, but far too plain an outfit for my taste.

Tarra White, "Lap Dance" - The same gold bikini and black panty-plus-world's-tiniest-skirt that Morgaine wears on "Sun Goddess", which was randomly selected as my very first trailer clip - and I didn't care for it then either. Tarra has plenty of amazing shows, but this one didn't cut the mustard for me.

Axelle Parker, "Safarix" - Though not as fired-up as "Pink Circus" and not a very attractive outfit, this performance is quite satisfying.

Monica Sweet, "Love Romance" - A very pleasant show where she holds a rose and wears a classic black dress. A bit below my radar, but not bad at all.