I gave my Mum and Dad 2 tons of Coal for Christmas one year..
Thinking it would save them from buying it, and heat the house for a few months...
then they would have that money in their Pocket.
They never forgave me, and always asked,
what they did wrong, that I would give them coal for Christmas?
Sadly, (or lamely) I can top that.
😐Here is an unfortunately true story that should at least get a few laughs at my expense:
Ages ago, when I was married less than a year, my wife's birthday was coming up. We were also freshly installed in the house that we still live in today. Not having much experience with either married life or females in general at that point and also not having a lot of discretionary funds to spend back then I chose to purchase as a gift, an appliance that in my inexperienced (read: clueless) mind would be helpful to my wife. She spent a lot of time sweeping the floors and even the carpets so I bought her what at that time was a fairly decent hoover vacuum with a bunch of attachments thinking it would help her and make her job easier.
😖EPIC FAIL!!!
😳What I didn't know or expect, was instead of just opening it with me alone, that she would save what was a fairly large and heavy box to open in front of her sisters/girlfriends....parents.... her thinking that I had been extra thoughtful and bought her something substantial and personal. Imagine her embarrassment when she opens my substantial (but rather IMpersonal) gift in front of all those people and I had given her a household cleaning appliance and her people thinking that I was dissatisfied with her previous efforts enough to deliberately give her a "chore tool" in front of her family.
😒Clueless though I was back then, I could not fail to notice the chuckles and comments (even though most were in Spanish, I got the gist of them) directed at her from her people. I say "people" because I am a caucasion American from Norcal (have lived many other places but born here and have been back for over 25 years) but my wife was from Mexico and I was the "token" white boy in her rather large family where mine is just my brother and me. Her family has some rather old traditional values concerning a Woman's place in the home and my fopah was more than just a little unfortunate.
Sigh...
Needless to say the "marriage relationship" was somewhat "frosty"
😰 for a good little while after that and even 25 years later I still hear about it occasionally and none of her people have forgotten either...
😫