If...
...You now have the holographic system on your smartphone!

You start to stalk Stanzflasher and Cartref.

You take a BLUE SHIP to meet PussyKat in the TEA ROOM of a MODERN SCHOOL during the CHINESE NEW YEAR because you want to meet a beautiful girl MADE IN CHINA.

You have telephone sex with Jana Cova while on a date with Jana H.

You tell me about addiction! I knew for a very long time that VGHD exist but I thought that its not for me... Anyway, somehow I decided to try out the demo... and well... I saw Kami - Magic Night and in that moment I understood I want a full show, so I thought: "what the hell, Ill buy few credits to buy some shows." And well... to cut long story short, after several hours in that same day (today lol), Im a GOLD member.

Welcome to the community @Barley. I say that qualifies as *****. Enjoy the dancing.

Don't tell me I'm ***** to VG girls allready, am I??? can't I go to work?? can't I go to shopping??? can I go to stripper either??? is my ass glued to chair staring at all Hot Eliska allready??? I better call 911 cuz she's all on FIRE!! *passed out*

You know you're ***** if you tried to contact Dr. Ruth, so that she tells you your level of dependence to VG.\o/

VG is like a homeopathic treatment.

The basic principle of homeopathy, known as the "law of similars", is "let like be cured by like." Yeah! I like it!

You are so *****, that when you are in the tube you dream of a hot show with your favourite.

You come the conclusion that you only need a the following five things to be truly happy:
1) A decent PC
2) A large hard drive
3) The VGHD application
4) Your DB and VGHD collection
5) A little money to buy tickets for futue releases

You become rich in order to seduce and marry Chems with the sole purpose of persuading her to do a few more cards on VGHD.

When you are a Terminator sent from the past to ***** Sarah Connors, you download VGHD, play a few clips and decide you can't be bothered ***** Sarah Connor or anyone else after all.

You know your ***** when you are up at 1 am reading this thread waiting for the new specials/demos to come out at 1:30.

You are completely ***** if you think VG will be declared public utilities and will be reimbursed by social security!

You are totally ***** to VG because you had dreamed that in real life it should be the same thing!

Seasonal Effective Disorder (SAD) does not effect you any more because it is subdued you watch VGHD every day.

You know your *****..When you can rebuild your computer with NUTS and BOLTS.Just to get your Little Darlins..Back,, and running,,,,

You always get too excited and end up making a ***** embarrasing spurting mess each time you apply whipped cream because it always reminds you Melissa's whipped Cream card.

You get so excited watching VGHD that you can't stop yourself taking off your boxers/y-fronts, twirling them round your head and throwing them at the screen.

if..
..You're an unconditional fan of the film 9½ Weeks.

If ...
...You've always dreamed of a 'precilicious' help at work.

When you go to heaven because you have been good, you find that heaven is a little romm with a PC that runs VGHD.

You know your ***** to VG,if after the last software version is finished, Rocking your world, and your computer..And while still trembling,,with half chewed finger nails,,and hands full of the hair from your head...And your wide,,tired EYES have a glare of madness in them...You still find yourself sitting,,drooling,,watching your favorite model dancing..As if NOTHING HAPPENED....

You set up a fan site dedicated to @Cartref.

You find that the the sight of a hyperdemic needles no longer causes you *****, but instead gives you an enormous errection, because it reminds you of Marta's Big injection card.

if a Genie comes to visit you to offer you three wishe which you must use immediately, you tell him to bugger off because you are busy watching VGHD.

You are ***** to vg if...
... You are curious, without curiosity no addiction.

Do you know who's the next?

If you rewrite your will to leave your username and password to your best friend,
unless its your dog...

You hire some spiritual advisers to identify the person who you will be reincarnated as. The you leave your VGHD collection to that person.