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You know you're addicted to VG if.... Forum / Wszystko o iStripper
marco451
Dołączył: Dec 2008 2 post(y/ów)
October 19, 2011
...you meet somebody with the same name one of your favorite VGHD girls, you can't stop that little drip of drool right off the corner of your mouth... neither your hard-on.
o0vicious0o
Dołączył: Oct 2010 2 post(y/ów)
October 20, 2011
When you are in a party on xbox live and you have to use the bathroom you leave your mic by your laptop speakers so every one else gets to listen to your collection
Number1OldGuy
Dołączył: Jan 2011 61 post(y/ów)
October 21, 2011
When your Virtuagirl girlfriend.Gets bitten,and turns into a WALKING DEAD.And you marry her anyway.And with the help of chains,you make the marriage work!!
Apasas
Dołączył: Aug 2009 1038 post(y/ów)
October 22, 2011
Hahahah @Number1OldGuy. That's the sort of humour I appreciate.
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 23, 2011
if...
...You imagine that a movie will be released under the title:
X-Ferrara, a healthy addiction-X
Soon on your Screens.\o/
...You imagine that a movie will be released under the title:
X-Ferrara, a healthy addiction-X
Soon on your Screens.\o/
Apasas
Dołączył: Aug 2009 1038 post(y/ów)
October 24, 2011 (edited)
...you list VGHD and Desbabes under hobbies and interests in your job application forms.
WillDeeBad
Dołączył: Oct 2008 167 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
You know you're ***** to VG if ...
you start singing songs like this in public \m/
VirtuaGirl's looks mighty good to me,
Cause VirtuaGirl's are all I see.
Who ever she is I think I see,
Becomes a VirtuaGirl to me.
VirtuaGirl's how I want your latest show.
VirtuaGirl's I think I'm in love with you.
Who ever she is I think I see,
Becomes a VirtuaGirl to me.
\m/
you start singing songs like this in public \m/
VirtuaGirl's looks mighty good to me,
Cause VirtuaGirl's are all I see.
Who ever she is I think I see,
Becomes a VirtuaGirl to me.
VirtuaGirl's how I want your latest show.
VirtuaGirl's I think I'm in love with you.
Who ever she is I think I see,
Becomes a VirtuaGirl to me.
\m/
DMon1981
Dołączył: Jan 2010 385 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
@WillDeeBad. Like it! When are you releasing it? ;-D
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
Uh??!!??
Will, you' re the best ***** of the week!\m/
Rihanna also drinks at your success!!\o/
Cheers!
Will, you' re the best ***** of the week!\m/
Rihanna also drinks at your success!!\o/
Cheers!
Timble
Dołączył: Mar 2008 14 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
All of your cars,motorcycles and boats all have custom made license plates that have VGHD written on them.
Number1OldGuy
Dołączył: Jan 2011 61 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
All your money ran out..your living in an empty lot, next to a hotel.Just you,your shopping cart.and your wifi laptop...And you don`t think,,anything`s wrong!
shodan084
Dołączył: Dec 2007 1652 post(y/ów)
October 25, 2011
...you get your prosthetics pimped out with flat panels so your girls go everywhere with you.
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 26, 2011
If...
...You take your bath with your favourite.\o/
...You take your bath with your favourite.\o/
sekingnirvana
Dołączył: Oct 2011 1 post(y/ów)
October 26, 2011
When you start spending your stip club allowence soley on VGHD and a sixpack from the convience store.
WillDeeBad
Dołączył: Oct 2008 167 post(y/ów)
October 27, 2011
lol thanx DMon1981 & daniel1111, you dudes are cool 'n' mad funny lol \m/
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 28, 2011
If ...
... In the greatest secrecy, you have developped a program that can play VG on your Mac.\ö/
... In the greatest secrecy, you have developped a program that can play VG on your Mac.\ö/
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 29, 2011
You know you're ***** to VG because it's simply magic!
Number1OldGuy
Dołączył: Jan 2011 61 post(y/ów)
October 29, 2011
The Only Real Magic...Is YOU!!!!Merci.. Merci...Merci.....
Apasas
Dołączył: Aug 2009 1038 post(y/ów)
October 30, 2011 (edited)
..you are keeping so many analyses and records on VGHD that you run out of worksheets and lines in your spreadsheet file.
Apasas
Dołączył: Aug 2009 1038 post(y/ów)
October 30, 2011
Every day you worship at a shrine to Wyldeanimal for creating the VGHD Player.
Thankyou God!!!!
Thankyou God!!!!
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
October 30, 2011
Thank you Mr. Number1, but it's too much honor, I'm just a little joker, that's also my second addiction! Is it serious, doc?
But, more seriously, you know you're *****, when somebody finally you report that you're *****! Fortunately that does not ***** and might even be more beneficial for the health!
But, more seriously, you know you're *****, when somebody finally you report that you're *****! Fortunately that does not ***** and might even be more beneficial for the health!
Dionysus937
Dołączył: Aug 2009 75 post(y/ów)
November 1, 2011
Wow, amazing work, guys! :-) Kudos for everyone!
... if you set your homepage as virtuagirl.com, so you see naked chicks every single damned time you open your web browser! (Guilty as charged, to some degree!)
... if you set your homepage as virtuagirl.com, so you see naked chicks every single damned time you open your web browser! (Guilty as charged, to some degree!)
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
November 2, 2011
If...
...You think that one day your favourites will be the heroines of a comic.\o/
...You think that one day your favourites will be the heroines of a comic.\o/
Apasas
Dołączył: Aug 2009 1038 post(y/ów)
November 2, 2011
You buy a life sized sex doll with the likeness of your favourite VGHD model and dress it up exactly like the cards in VGHD.
Number1OldGuy
Dołączył: Jan 2011 61 post(y/ów)
November 2, 2011
She wasn`t really life size,she was a little taller than me.And it`s nobodies business.What I do...
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
November 3, 2011
...You start to dream of a 3D Tablet computer.
daniel1111
Dołączył: Dec 2007 707 post(y/ów)
November 4, 2011 (edited)
You know you're ***** if your obsession goes to transform to an addiction..
Number1OldGuy
Dołączył: Jan 2011 61 post(y/ów)
November 4, 2011
You know your ***** when you start having nightmares and talking to yourself.While watching your favorite little darlins dancin.Kim Kardashian comes bursting in on your screen.Looking for the bitch that stole her look..She starts tearing down your Icons,ripping apart your Wallpaper,and starts fighting with the Dancers.She turns atound,and her ass hits the screen,And the screen starts cracking.The crack keeps getting bigger,and bigger,and bigger.(her ass?no the screen.)And it starts to shake wildly,and begins to rumble and swell up.(her ass? no the screen.)and just as it`s at the point of exploding.(her ass?no the screen.)You Wake Up!!Thankful that it was just a dream.And you go back to sleep,Thinking..How in the world could it get That Big?(the screen?no--- ---.)
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