Now, for patients without spinal cord injuries, our Tag Team Nurse Flow insurance policy.
Policy enables you, the patient, to choose a series of nurses & have them "sex you, the patient,up in eclectically erotic ways of their choosing, in a serial flow of one after the other-ness".
You, the patient, can get discounts on your hospital bill if, you, the afore mentioned patient,can predict correctly the actual nurse that causes you to either "feel better and have a little nap" or pass out blissfully completely!
Hurry...slots are being filled quickly! (metaphors being used freely)