As I have said before, I rate the trailer in part to figure out whether to buy the full show.

A good one today - Dorothy Bank, "Dutch Cheese". While the name is silly, the girl is gorgeous. I'd thought her card pictures made her seem a little odd-looking, but after getting a look at her whole body, it's clear that she's simply exotic, with the longest arms and legs I can recall having ever seen, and a hypnotic fluidity to her movements. An instant favorite, dumb name and all.

Another example of what I'm talking about - Ashley Robbins, "Pleasant Village". I downloaded this trailer and was very excited; the card picture is highly attractive. But my impression was vastly that she ruined the experience by overacting, swishing her skirt around like a stupid country bumpkin and completely turning me off, when if she'd just posed and looked pretty in the ensemble I would have been sold.

Also, while I'm *****, can I just say that Divine's hairdo in "Supercop" is absolutely terrible? She looks like she sat on the electric chair by accident, wtf. An actual blue police costume for a change, and she had to go and ruin it with that absurd 'do.

On the plus side, there is no question that Krystel, Axelle Parker, Jenni Gregg, and Dorothy Bank are all on my buy list on the basis of the trailers I currently have. So as you can see, I have a lot of favorites, and have no reason to go easy on any dancer who displays any flaws. I will spend far too much as it is.

Yesterday I couldn't post for some reason. I now have 5 trailers I've yet to discuss here. (And trailers are going to be all I discuss for a while now that we're back to normal prices.)

Nicca, "Waikiki Beach": Ooh, sparkly! Love the sequin bikini. And explicit shows from one of her other cards have been doing the job quite nicely lately, while I've been bored with my usuals. I could definitely see being interested in her, if I had less to do.

Marie, "Entrance Exam": Very nice Spanish babe, and I love the two puns in the name.

Jewel, "Forbidden Jungle": Disappointing. She actually seems to be trying, but just doesn't accomplish much.

Walleria, "Santo Domingo": I'm a Walleria fan, but the super-shiny dark glasses in this one are distracting.

Zoe, "Best Lap": She looks ***** with that haircut, almost boyish, or like one of those freakishly alien supermodels. A better outfit and 'do, I might like her, but this one, while intriguing, is not sexy. Would only buy if very bored.

Busy and PC trouble kept me away for another 5 full days. Here are my trailers since then.

Jana H, "Good Catch" - Her movements are exagerrated and choreographed, making them seem strange in an attractive way. I find her not sexy so much as startlingly artistic, which is impressive in its own way. She seems to be posing for still photos, which works well since I like to take them.

Nikita Valentin, "Palm Island" - I'm a huge fan of Nikita, she's a great actress and brings something new to every show, this being no exception, and a great contrast to her other cards I've seen.

Natali Blond, "Texas Bar" and "Street Style" - I've recently become very taken with Natali, so I was delighted to get two of her this week. The ***** jeans in Street Style don't work for me, but the electric-white top sure does.

Sendy Silver, "Spanking Therapy" - Her fake lips are a freakishly wide turnoff. Too bad, the rest of her is nice, but this one flaw is so severe as to ruin the whole effect.

@Pellucidar

"stupid country bumpkin"

Leave this kind of remarks out of your posting, thank you

Yes....please use "intellectually disenfranchised exurban dirt road dweller" thank you!
(from one)

Or he could stop trashing VG altogether with trailer trash talk and actually buy some real shows.

Enough about ratings,lets face it, every person has their druthers and what you like is what matters. If you like the looks of a girl or card,, buy it,,, if you don't then do not purchase.

My theory is keep it simple for simple people. Simply have one and one rating only. A "happy" face and a "sad" face with a ticky box next to each. If you like a show or anything about it tick the happy face if you do not like then tick the sad face. This is followed by One and One Only,, "Pushy Button",, so just tick your prefered ticky box , push the pushy thing and Voila,, Bob's yer Uncle.

Not Another Button ?????
OMG !...Where will it All End ???
Salford, Probably !!!

@Graybeard: I use that phrase because I'm mad, plain and simple. This isn't me criticizing the dancer's appearance, which she can't help; she chose to affect this ridiculous dance style and completely ruin what should have been a superb display of sex appeal. I don't shy away from blunt disapproval of those whose actions and choices have squandered their potential for greatness.

Actually missed some trailers due to computer trouble, and I'm sad about that. Here are the ones I have had since then.

Bianca, "Starry Night" - Easily my favorite of the new ones; the sheer black fabric and Bianca's sparkling smile made this trailer a delight.

Laura, "Wet Kiss" - I'm not sure what to make of Laura, although this seems to be a good day for sheer fabrics. But it's hard for me to rank this trailer highly given that one of its clips was all of three seconds long. Maybe I will like her once I, y'know, actually get to see her.

Mitsouko, "Oral Test" - Okay, cute and fetishy. Not a particular stand out, but not bad either, a solid 3 out of 5 stars that would find its way into my collection eventually.

TBC (stupid character maximum)

Katerina H and Ennie, "Emerald Beach" - Supposedly this is a duo, but two out of the three trailer clips are just one girl? What the heck? And with a name like Emerald Beach, did it ever occur to them to have the girls wear some green? Who names these things anyway? The only good thing about this trailer is that (in one clip only) it let me see two cute girls that I will keep my eyes open for in future.

Aria Giovanni, "Vampire *****" - I picked the wrong Aria clip to purchase back in the day. "Halloween" packs her generous frame into a tight, sheer outfit that isn't flattering to her; it left me with a poor impression, despite the fact that I knew she was a sizzling porn goddess whose appearance in VGHD should have been a wet dream come true. Now I see that the Vampire ***** outfit is the one which makes her look her amazing self, accentuating her curves instead of constricting them, so she just looks like "that much more woman to love", as the cliche puts it. Very hot.

Andie, "Disco Mode" - Andie's wide, round face never seems to appeal to me on the card, but she looks fine in the trailer. It seems I have great difficulty in classifying any show as truly undesireable; there are perhaps a half dozen that I am absolutely sure I will never want, which means this program will cost me a looooot of money over the years as I give in bit-by-bit to the urge to pick up those I've managed to put off before.

Viki, "Airline Pilot" - My recollection, whatever it's worth with my poor memory, is that when with some anticipation, I viewed the trailer for Viki's "White Spider", a show I should have loved to distraction simply due to the exotic outfit, I was left profoundly disappointed, even disgusted by the dancer's performance. This recollection in mind, I was relieved to find that with this show, Viki redeems herself by performing faultlessly (apart from being a little hammy in playing the part of a woman in uniform, which corniness I can forgive as part of the show's charm). She looks good, she moves good, and I enjoy her performance. My hope of enjoying others of hers is renewed.

Vicky S, "Adult Faerie Tale" - It pretty much goes without saying that a Vicky show will be hot, but I was surprised by how explicit this one was even in a trailer. Good thing I'm not a prude, because a transparent top and shoulder-baring and panty-rubbing are all very fresh for a supposedly work-safe freebie clip.

Jenny McClain, "Big Melons" - A perfectly average show. Not great, not bad, but I think if I wanted one of Jenny's shows I'd pick one with a less embarassingly chauvinistic name.

Misa, "Street Show" - Very cute; I liked reading her shirt, and she seems like she might be a little on the saucy side, the way I like 'em. Probably I will go for one of her more fetishy shows first, but given that I get tired of practically every girl being dressed in black or red, the pink and white outfit here will make for a nice change of pace sometime.

Britney, "College Party" - A fairly nice card. Britney appears to have a milder degree of Walleria's compulsion to dance really slow; as with Walleria it's a bit distracting, but not really a bad thing, at least as long as other things are in the show's favor. Like a lot of the older shows, the clips of the trailer at least are ***** short.

Beatrix, "Holidays Motion" - The meaning behind this show's name escapes me, but it's an okay show; Beatrix appears to be a fairly average girl, not high on my list but not low either, and this show at least has the elusive blue-green color scheme going for it. About the only thing about Beatrix that impresses me is that she smiles a lot, and I'm not starved for such displays. Also one of the trailer clips features a lot of prop use which doesn't impress me.

Jenny McClain, "Vroom Vroom" - This one was a pleasant surprise. Racing does nothing for me, but the influence in this case was limited to a few distracting patches on a skintight suit whose curve-hugging capabilities redeem it of any other failings. If no other card of this girl ever catches my eye, this one is guaranteed a spot in my collection at some point.

@Pellucidar: I really like to follow this thread.
I thinks it's interesting what impression one gets when he sees the trailers.
Of course it's subjective, but the critic that only those who own the show can really comment on it is wrong in my opinion as the trailers are there to get the people to buy this show so if the trailers aren't good the show won't be bought.
That's why i think what you're doing here is ok and makes sense.
Of course there is the possibility that the show will give you a total different opinion than the trailer but then the trailers should be adjusted at least if the impression of the trailer was worse than the impression of the show.

@Starryk: This is exactly my point. The trailers aren't crumbs for the pigeons, they're a MARKETING tool, and in many cases a piss-poor one if the girl is any good. I hope any incoming dancers have the sense to demand some editorial control.

Trisha, "Unruly Girl" - I've had my eye on this show for some time, and so even though I'm pressed for time, I pounced on it right away when it showed up as a trailer. And glad I am, because it was excellent. Not only is she the perfect fetish *****, but she's also a talented dancer; it goes without saying that any girl on this site is attractive, but what's not always safe to assume is that they know how to move. This one does, and her style appears distinct from any other I've seen. A pity she has only two cards, but I want both.

Miss Roxx, "Hallucination" - A real treat. Her dances display skill as well as a style not exactly like any other performer I've seen so far, plus this particular performance puts her in a uniquely-colored outfit which is far more risque than the average trailer. Definitely on my short list for when I feel like buying again.

Viki, "French Riviera" - Still trying to make up my mind on Viki, this is the second time I've seen her in an outfit so risque I should have loved it, yet been under-impressed by her motions. This one wasn't as bad as I thought I remembered "White Spider" being, and perhaps I was too hard on that one, but on the other hand, perhaps I'm not being hard enough on this one; I'd ***** to write off these
amazing outfits forever just because the dancer wearing them spends more time preening than teasing.

Gwen, "Bikini Party" - Nothing terribly special. Pretty enough, but with no real inspiration in her performance. She's of the "just kinda stand there" school, and expects us to find her sexy without her having to do anything other than wear a skimpy swimsuit. Not the best strategy for catching my eye.

Jana H, "Matador" - Every one of Jana's shows that I've seen has her striking these exagerratedly dramatic poses, like a model posing on the catwalk and trying to seem exciting. It's definitely different and definitely attractive, but it seems too ***** to be entirely sexy. This one pleased me more than previous shows where I liked her outfit less, but it still makes me uncertain. Maybe I'll end up deciding that having some VirtuaGirls that aren't as much about the sex as Morgaine and Natali is a good thing, that a variety of intensities helps justify having more girls in a collection than I have time to ogle - that's not where my thinking is right now, though.

Krystel, "Wild Beach" - Interestingly, this Krystel looks very different from the version in "Island Retreat", where her hair is tied back like I Dream of Jeanie and the pale color of her dress makes her skin look like charcoal rather than chocolate. I like the other look a little better, but this trailer has her acting saucier, so both are winners in my book.

Carmen Gemini & Cabiria, "White Goddesses" - The very first trailer on the site I ever saw, as it was randomly selected when I signed up. It didn't impress me much then, and still doesn't; it's probably better than most duos, but still looks awkward, with the girls getting in each other's way, interacting only very shallowly while mostly ignoring each other in favor of the camera, and taking up far too much space on the screen without giving much more interest value than either one alone would have due to their matching outfits and failure to really interact. Very so-so, though as I said, likely still better than most duos.

@Pellucidar,.I felt a perticular need to comment on your creation here,.Due to its repetitiveness,. like a certain trailer that kept visiting me Jana cova/Wild Safari ,Her beauty won my heart. So has your thread,(The crowd says "Awwww") ;)
It has been interesting to compare notes. I am sure others have found it to be perticular as well. I have not read all of your reviews here but some "I was perticular".

I have not been buying many cards(Waiting for some DB) and Since before Christmas have been viewing trailers for possible purchase later. I have been trying to customize my collection since i have been here so i understand your need to be perticular.

I Hope folks take in to consideration that some cards perticular parts ,are better than the trailer.

You have created a perticular thing here hope others will be perticular about the info you share.

Thank you @Perticular ,Ooops i meant @Pellucidar

Have fun ;)

Ps.I know i spelled Particular wrong :p

Bianca, "Young Trainee" - She sways and preens very nicely; I wouldn't have picked a basic black outfit, but it works okay I guess.

Jana Cova, "Black Angel" - Meh, not quite sure what to say about this one. She's an actual porn starlet; trying to evaluate her from a fully-clad trailer is like trying to rate the fuel efficiency of a Corvette.

Lola, "Exotic Drink" - I love the saucy lip action and the platinum hair, but this isn't a great outfit IMO. Her movements are okay but not great; definitely more a seductress than a performer, and could probably do better in sultrier attire.

Finally crumbled and spent money again. Totem has a great racket going on; a disciplined man like me can hold out for a while, but sooner or later, anyone who falls for this program will fall for it hard.

Pellucidar. This is friggin sweet!!! I like that the random thoughts kinda give the reader like a "diary of a madman" thing... like your slowly losing your mind. Nice to see someone stick to their work. Hope you find some happiness in there somewhere.

Denisa K, "Bewitched" - Her face appears to be encased in plastic for this show, and her movements are exagerratedly slow and dramatic - I want to approve of an attempt at theatricality, but it just overshoots the mark too much in this case to be successful.

Heaven, "Hell Fire" - She spends one entire trailer clip fiddling with the buckle on one of her shoes; good news if you're a foot fetishist, but boring otherwise. And her free-dance clip is full of awkward arm-flailing which makes her look really spastic. Only the clip when she's on the pole makes her seem to have some actual talent; this clip was good, but is not enough to save the whole trailer IMO.

Hi there. My only criticism is that the models don't spend enough time showing me their lovely arses. Show me that arse! move it around for me baby! Wiggle those hips! You all know what i'm talking about.

@Blewvane
Might be so... but there are plenty of nice ass clips out there ;)

Visit my fan site and do a search for "ass lovers" with the Show Comment setting

http://www.civxl.net/search_result.php

And especially check out Angelina ***** - Devil Inside (373)... she loves to show us hers more than any other girl ;)