> Subject: Be Strong Honey
>
> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
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> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
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> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
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> While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
> kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
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> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
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> Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
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> I saw how he kissed your neck.
>
> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't *****...do whatever he tells you.
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> Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
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> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll ***** us both..
>
> Be strong, honey. I love you!'
>
> His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear.
>
> He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
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> I told him it was in the bathroom.
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> 'Be strong. I love you, too!'