All right everybody, it's game time! Hope you'll all join me for a bit of fun here.

Let's start a humorous thread about being ***** to VG. Post a statement about what would qualify you as an ***** to VG and DB. Maybe we can get a few laughs out of this. :-)

I'll start this out:

1.) You know you're ***** to VirtuaGirl if you grab a beer and instead of watching television, you say, "Welp, I'm going to go and stare at my desktop for an hour."

...you use palm oil on your hands.

...when you are still looking for new cards to buy, although you still haven't downloaded the last 10 yet.

...when you know exactly when your subscription will download your next "coming tomorrow" card and you rush to check to see who's its going to be.

You shout your VG models name while boinkin' yer girlfriend or wife.

When your girlfriend wife shouts your favourite VGHD model's name....and you enjoy it.

If....


....I turn on my computer, and 'randomly', it is always my favorite, which wiggles first.

....I start raving in Czech!\o/

Adicted! I'm not adicted. I can give it up any time I want too. I just don't want to that's all. ;-D

...you try to click the 'replay this clip again' on the queued girl in front of you!;)

Hi, I'm portoricos. I love VirtuaGirl & Deskbabes, every day i see to my smartphone or pc this website , for look that girls are to buy one credit, and is not in my collection.
VG & DB is my *****.....my collection is now at 849 card, and totaly 1024 card..
I'm crazy.
The best website.

when you buy a terabyte hard drive to hold your collection

When you ***** out Monica Scott's name while having a three-some with Monica Sweet and Monika.

...after collecting every single card, you register again so you can collect them all again.

when you go to your girl before going to your e-mails. lol !!!

You reject a hot date with one of the models in real life so that you can sit alone at home and watch her VGHD cards on the PC instead.

These are all great guys! A good laugh!

... You tend to prefer women who can barely speak your own language or speak really cute broken English. (This one's for us native English-speakers lol).

You start a thread entitled: "You know when your ***** to VGHD if..."

You turn down dinner with family so you can have dinner in front of your monitor waching your collection.

:-)

You sit down at your computer to get several hours of work in.... and three hours later, you realize NOTHING has gotten done. :-)

You respond to a thread entitled: "You know when your ***** to VGHD if..."

Eh...wait a minute.....

When you have a red star by your name.

More so when your entire collection means you have you could have earnt that red star 4 times over.

If....

....Your faces are glued to your monitors (like me!), Ignoring your ***** full bladders, swollen tongues — stuck to the roof of your parched mouths, your aching, dry bloodshot eyes, and perpetually numb butts! All patiently enduring it all until your desires have been satisfied by watching your favorites! \o/

You project a life sized image from VGHD onto each of the four walls of your living room so you can pretend that you are dancing in a disco surrounded by virtua girls.

...you wonder why the girl at the checkout doesn't 'show me hot stuff!'... and the policewomen won't dance around the poles in the window.

It is over 100 years from now. You are immobile, blind, deaf, constantly in ***** have outlived all your children and grandchildren and most of your other decendants who were born during your life. Despite this you are desperate to to live to next Friday to ensure you have the full VGHD collection.

You begin to think that Jennifer Galbina's outfit in her Orange Soda card is sexy, stylish and tasteful.

Are we talking addiction or insanity?;)
...you spent more on cards in a week than you earn in a month.

You do not have any time to watch VGHD because you require so much time to set-up websites, design replacement cards, write reviews, post in the forums, create playlists and catalogue each clips relating to VGHD.