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You know you're addicted to VG if.... Forum / Tout sur iStripper
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
5 November 2011
You decide to retire from your career early so that you can spend more quality time with your VGHD and Deskbabes.
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
5 November 2011
You know you're ***** to VG if...
...You see your favourite who get out of the screen and who comes say hello !
...You see your favourite who get out of the screen and who comes say hello !
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
6 November 2011
You are so ***** to VG that when you travel around the world, you absolutely require a hotel room with wifi...
IceCold007
Inscrit en Dec 2008 43 message(s)
6 November 2011
You no your ***** to VG when you prefer your wife onscreen rather than in person lol.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
6 November 2011
You include the right to watch VGHD and DB in your marriage vows.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
6 November 2011
During the Coffee Break you ask Lola if she would like to go to a Jet Set Candy Party on Coconut Island in the hope getting a Fresh Kiss in exchange for an Exotic Drink.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
6 November 2011
During your divorce, your wife claims custody of your VGHD collection because she know how much it will upset you.
Dionysus937
Inscrit en Aug 2009 75 message(s)
6 November 2011
You're so ***** that you are completely and utterly perplexed when you notice that none of your friend's computers don't have VG on it.
Kind of true in my case. :-) None of my buddies are/were really aware of it.
Kind of true in my case. :-) None of my buddies are/were really aware of it.
Dionysus937
Inscrit en Aug 2009 75 message(s)
6 November 2011
... In your monthly budget, you always account for and put money aside for VirtuaGirl:
Gas expenses: $100
Electric Bill: $120
VirtuaGirl: $250
Cell Phone: $60
..etc.
:-)
Gas expenses: $100
Electric Bill: $120
VirtuaGirl: $250
Cell Phone: $60
..etc.
:-)
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
6 November 2011
You are still as ***** as you dream that Totem will achieve the Vintage Collection after the Classics Cards.\o/
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
6 November 2011
When you have your sex change you get your pussy sculptured so that it looks identical to that of your favourite VGHD/DB model.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
6 November 2011
When Orpheus turns up at your house and tells you that the reason you are sitting in front of your computer all the time is because you are the ONE living in a Matrix type world, you tell him to bugger off because you are busy watching VGHD.
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
6 November 2011
If...
...One card of your favourite speaks directly to you, to say that you're *****!
...One card of your favourite speaks directly to you, to say that you're *****!
Number1OldGuy
Inscrit en Jan 2011 61 message(s)
6 November 2011
When you think a secured download..Is ***** with your external drive,under your pillow...
Tatantan
Inscrit en Jul 2011 12 message(s)
7 November 2011
Quand vous etes au bureau vous regarder VG et que vous devez aller au WC faire vos besoin vous amener votre ordinateur avec vous.
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
7 November 2011
Tatantan, Ok mais si c'est un Pc fixe ça rique de ne pas être pratique surtout si c'est pour la grosse commission et que ça urge!
You're so ***** to VG that you have a tattoo of your favorite!
- Alors faites vous directement installer un siège adapté.CQFD.
You're so ***** to VG that you have a tattoo of your favorite!
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
7 November 2011
When you go to a real life strip club, you take your laptop with you so that you can watch VGHD in case you get bored.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
7 November 2011
When you dream of virtua girls all night, your wife/partner wakes up in the morning to find several bank notes stuffed down her panties.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
7 November 2011
You give a RED CHARM to a YOUNG LADY dressed as a NAUGHTY NURSE at the SCHOOL BALL held in a GOLDEN PALACE to declare your EVERLASTING LOVE for her because she looks like Monica Scott.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
7 November 2011
You find you get distracted from work because there isn't a virtua girl dancing in the corner of your screen.
halftone
Inscrit en Oct 2011 4 message(s)
8 November 2011
You guys are so funny.
... you greet each girl by name and maybe even engage in a little small talk.
... you greet each girl by name and maybe even engage in a little small talk.
8 November 2011 (edited)
......If your computer crashes, starts smoking and all you're really concerned about is getting VG up and running. All your other data can ***** for all you care.
@halftone,
Wow....
Is that a Cougar....standing on a Cougar....holding a sword ??
@halftone,
Wow....
Is that a Cougar....standing on a Cougar....holding a sword ??
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
8 November 2011
How did you guess? halftone.
I'm so *****,that every morning Zuzia talks to me:She's one my favourites \m/...
...And every evening she's angry because I did not have enough time devoted to her, in fact, I only look twice each of her shows during the day.\o/
I'm so *****,that every morning Zuzia talks to me:She's one my favourites \m/...
...And every evening she's angry because I did not have enough time devoted to her, in fact, I only look twice each of her shows during the day.\o/
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
8 November 2011
You are still as ***** as you find yourself to dream of an improbable trio.ஐღ㋡
WillDeeBad
Inscrit en Oct 2008 167 message(s)
8 November 2011
Damn and I so wanted that trio too daniel1111, lol \m/
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
8 November 2011 (edited)
When buying a new PC or laptop in a store, you insist on registering in VGHD and setting up your external hard drive on the display model just to make sure that VGHD works properly.
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
9 November 2011
If...
...You have only two keys on your keyboard.
...You have only two keys on your keyboard.
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
10 November 2011 (edited)
FAIL: She is not a VirtuaGirl!
daniel1111
Inscrit en Dec 2007 707 message(s)
11 November 2011
when during a fishing party, you see your favorite emerging as a mermaid.
Apasas
Inscrit en Aug 2009 1038 message(s)
11 November 2011 (edited)
You always get an embarrassing and distracting erection during your final exam because it reminds you of Mandy Dee's Final Exam card.
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