...the only way you can get turned on in real life is if you project a standard PC blue screen with icons on one of your walls, mock-up up the side of a table to look like a task bar, obtain a strip-pole and buy the exact costumes used by VGHD so that you can get your girlfriend/wife/partner/one-night stand/prostitute/etc to dance in front of you so that she looks like a virtua girl dancing on your desk top.

You always get an huge embarrrassing erection when you go to your evening class because it reminds you of Adrianna M's Evening Class card.

@Plasonic - By the way I am impressed with your home. It looks exactly like a boulevard in a major city. By the way, are you the bloke with the bag on his head?

You wake up one Beautiful Day after having a Dream Experience in which you give up your Farm life in order to organise a Task ***** to find Aleska Diamond on Malubu Beach

...you get your eyelids surgically pinned back so you never miss another pixel.

You arrange a showing of your favourite clips at your funeral.

If...
.. You start to see that kind of warning!☺

..you change your name by deed-pole so that your name has the initials VGHD.

If your whole day Tuesday was ***** trying to get into the VGHD site!

You're ***** if you had to uninstall 2 MMORPGs to make room for all your cards :)

...you are on holiday in a bach resort, but instead of relaxing by the pool/beach and looking at hot girls in real life, you decide to stay in your hotel room and brouse the VGHD forums or play VGHD clips.

Funny, I am indeed on holidays, a long way from home and checking the forum, so I guess that classifies me as *****......

....you are so senstitive to the wording used by model's in their tattoos that you feel compelled to post dictionary definitions and poorly reasoned criticisms in the forums.

....whnever you meet an attractive Czech girl, you seriously consider asking her if she has or would audition for VGHD. (Because that is what Czech girls do, right?)

@Apasas, You nailed it!

You're ***** if you watch girls walk by on ther street and you rate them. She's a 5, Oh wow that one's a 10, next :)

...you feel guilty because you have not fully viewed, reviewed and rated every card you own.

...when you are faced with the choice of either buying food or 20 more tickets Because There IS A SALE ON!! and the choice is obvious...

...you are actually starving!;)

If...

...I'll let you judge by yourself.\o/

@Daniel111 is so adicted that he has to watch more some models (i.e. Lorena) on more than one screen.

...you get a message from the Team:"The Version of the Software need an up-date!"
You click on "Update Now" but nothing happens!?
You check what Version of Software is on your pc installed...
...and see it's the actuelly current Version 1.0.6.01

Well, i call such "errors" humor ;-D

lol, I know I'm ***** ... I check it at home, my friends and at work, lol \m/

...if you are the boss at work and you take disciplinary action against your staff for NOT watching VGHD.

LMAO....Now that's a good one.

"Every computer in the office MUST have VirtuaGirl on it!!!"
:)

LMMFAO ~ Ouch I laughed so har it *****, good one and I agree they all should have VGHD, lol \m/

If...
...When the last time you went to see your Doctor to perform a test of vision, you haven't seen any letters, but only a dancer, you have long hesitated and then, in a burst, you have yelled C..A..R..O..L..G.

...you start to believe that there really are super hot strippers everywhere...

...then you realize you are only hallucinating due to malnutrition :o


EDIT: picture removed nudity from virtuagirl content only ;)

...or your shopping cart looks something like this ;oP

....after being transported into a star-Trek like future, your favourite holodeck program is watching VGHD on your 21st century laptop/PC while sitting in your 21st Century home.