When someone asks if you saw the VG awards and your first thought is "Virtuagirl awards?!"

You really know that you're ***** when...

...Sometimes you see a new Virtuagirl go up right away, you wait 30 minutes to like her because you don’t want to seem lame.

Today you're still *****...

...Under the Pacific Sun you meet a Naughty Maid, you had ask her to dance Techno and by a Summer Breeze she makes to you a Playful Kiss until the Playoffs! Her name? Playful *****!

You're so ***** that after 15 years, you are still not satisfied ...

You always want more and more...

...Finally, you spend less money for your wife!\o/

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...You find a Virtuagirl 1 lost in your old hard drive...

✿ღ Angela ღ✿!! Come back! We need you!இ

You're so ***** that you wake up every night to count the list of your VirtuaGirls.

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...When you want to sleep you don't count sheep...

...You count your virtuagirls...

You know you're ***** to VG if....

You're constantly posting pics and just can't seem to stop yourself.

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...Finally you sleep with your favorite!

You are so ***** that you shared the fact that you are a member of VG on all existing social networks...

You are so ***** that even after a cure, you come back more determined than before!

the first thing you do after moving house is unpack the pc, make sure it works and run VG ;)

You are so ***** that you don't remember the today's date.

When you're walking down the street all alone, and seeing a female being out there, begin to wonder, how she would look on your desktop as a stripper or a pole dancer .. even grannies ..

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDr6u7DZMk8

You order a $6000 Real Doll and send the manufacturer a dozen pictures of a VG model from her picture set so they will get the makeup right on the doll.

by sapphireStar FalconAF - 2 hour(s) ago
You order a $6000 Real Doll and send the manufacturer a dozen pictures of a VG model from her picture set so they will get the makeup right on the doll.
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HA! and I thought I was the Only One...

Just Kidding of Course..
But one of My Clients makes molds used in the creation of the "RealDoll"

They actually have a couple sitting on Chairs in their Office..
They cost upwards of $10,000 or more - depending on all the options.
And another $1000 just for the Shipping

And surprisingly - Their Business is busy...

www.realdoll.com

LOL! I don't own one either, but I know someone who does. They use it for photography, because they say it's really kinda hard to "get it on" with 90 pounds of dead weight.

You are ***** if you already have your personal collection of "PrettyDolls", exact replicas of your favorite VirtuaGirls.

Yeah! in France we can do that too!

You know who's gonna be on next Fridays cards, but you have no time nor interest to watch the World Cup on Sunday...

Most males would rather watch almost anything that the world cup after their own team is out

You are more ***** than ever during the world cup, because you were hoping to see one of your favorites in the stands...

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...You've got your own team...

You know you're ***** to VG if....

Your Doctor says there is a link between the repeated use of your addictive favorites and how your human brain experiences pleasure - its use has a nice reward, leading to further and more frequent use. Your addictive favorites, actually causes physical changes in some nerve cells in the brain. Another name for a nerve cell is a neuron. Neurons release neurotransmitters into the synapses (empty spaces) between nerve cells, which are received by receptors in other neurons.

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...When you actually made this kind of mouse pad with the image of your favorite... in 3D!

...Handy to relieve your wrist\m/

You're so ***** that you have created your own RPG...

I find it very hard, nae impossible for her to have a Charisma of 10.

Just saying........

LOL her wisdom is 3. Get it? Because she's blonde...

Nice one daniel, I would play the hell out of that game.

She may have been Chaotic Evil elf instead of Neutral Good:)

P.S. first 3 party members are cool but I would have removed others .. yes I am ***** to BG and VG:)

Of course... It's just for fun...

I like to peel Danielle with my Willy Waller 2006... ***** me...Unbelievable...\0/