You're so ***** that you're waiting for the new feature...(Wait and See...)

If..

.. In reality you're a genius and not a jerk...

If..

.. You hope to become the member of the month.\o/

You start to name and customise your Xcom Enemy Unknown soldiers after virtuagirls.

You know you're ***** to vg if...

...If every time you watch your favorite, you get this error message.

you need thicker lenses from staring too much at the beatiful women

Your usual electric bill has tripled in the context of intensive computer use ... and keeps growing ...

...If...

...Excuse me, but I must leave you now, my favorite is about to appear...\m/

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...You know you're a X-File...

...Finally Scully & Mulder are here for you.\o/

...You want to believe...

@Daniel - Haha. These last two are great.

Scully doesn't look that impressed. But Mulder looks like he's trying to get just the right angle.

I love the one with the guy stuck in the PC. That's just classic. :D

• Do your thoughts about VG interfere with your family relationships? Do they cause disruption in communication? Do you hide them?
• Do thoughts of VG interfere with your social life? Do they cause issues in how you relate to friends?
• Do thoughts or images of VG cause disruptions in your work life, such as distractions, loss of concentration, or even supervisory or peer relations?
• Do you hide or lie about your activities relating to VG (Watching your favorite all day long,Watching a show after another show, etc...)?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, it may denote a VG addiction.

Then, finally you know you're ***** to VG, right now!

Dr Phil.

You know you're ***** to VG if...you can't bring yourself to make any of your cards "inactive" because you're afraid you'll miss them.

You make no attempt to shut down the program when people come to your home no matter who it is. The utility men in my building were doing some work on my loft the other day and I had VG running. I thought nothing of it until I saw one of them standing frozen in front of the computer with his head tilted to the side. I look over and of course it is an explicit clip. People in the U.S. are ridiculously uptight about anything remotely sexual and make assumptions about women who don't have a problem with their sexuality. Needless to say they're super friendly when I see them now.

Which means these fellows also have become ***** too. Seems that this is a contagious disease - virus of VGHD ];-))

"You know you're ***** to VG if....

...there is simply no reason for you to do anything else!”

...“Smile. Your eyes sparkle when you do.”

"You know you're ***** to VG if...

... Addiction is not a destination. It is a method of life.

As Karl said:

"VG is the opium of the masses."

];-)))

I'd say that there's nothing wrong in addiction to VGHD as long as this doesn't ***** you. And that which does not ***** you, makes you stronger - as we all know, so lets enjoy the girls. However, I have some suspicious feelings about K. Marx ...
"VG is the opium of the masses." - he said,... but how did he knew that ... I'd say a "personal Experience" probably. He also has to be VG and DB installed on his computer, which means - was a member of VGHD and hopelessly ***** ... ];-)

But he said too:

"Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex."\m/

I never saw Marx like that.

But now I can definitely say I am a marxist, in the VGHD sense. V

Lenin was ***** to DB before it was invented. But clearly Lenin was more hard core than Marx, as this picture suggests.

Very good one!Apasas!

F.i.s.t : Federation of interstate Tovarich \o/

If you've renamed your favourite ice cream flavours to your favourite girls and your local store is suddenly running dangerously low on some stocks...;)

You're so ***** that you just find out that the girls have some shows with clothes (after 5 years of subscription)...

When you are sitting in a real strip club, looking at cards on your phone ...

you read the girls looking through their legs thread and suddenly have the urge to play leap ***** again for the first time since childhood...

When you have diffident girl around the world, like these girls. And to come play some games, or just to see what other member are doing like laughs inventions. This has everything you need. I know I`m ***** to VGHD it is a GREAT place to have FUN.

You know you're ***** if you call your girl....


....Virtua!

When VG/DB takes the place of regular social media sites you would rather check, update, and post on these two.