TΛΚΣ OFF ΫOЦЯ ΉΣŁMΣT MΣПΣŁΛЦS!\o/

The Ellen's legend isn't over...

• Apasas, have you ever thought about becoming a scenarist.

You're ***** from January 1st to December 31th if..

...You had a happy year, and will have a happy new year!

..you become Lord of the (VGHD) Rings.

In order to safeguard your VGHD collection, you store the VGHD application and all the cards on a magical ring of power which also serves as a media storage device. In a gesture of goodwill you also give some ***** rings containing extracts of the VGHD collection to the races of Middle Earth:

"Three Rings for the Elven Kings under the Sky; seven rings for the Dwarven lords in their halls of stone; nine rings for mortal men doomed to die; and one ring for the VGHD Lord on his VGHD throne; in the land of Mordor where VGHD is free to all (who have a PC with the required specifications and suitable internet access of course)."

Jealous of the power of the one ring which has full access to the complete VGHD collection and concerned about the competition to their own inferior online porn products, the humans and Elves of Middle Earth attack Mordor and succeed in stealing the one ring.

In his greed, Isildur, the leader of the Elvish/Human alliance decides to keep the one ring for himself. But he is ***** in an ambush and the ring is lost.

Golum finds the ring. Finding that he can view lots of previews of sexy gorgeous virtual girls who dance and strip, he retreats into a cave where her watches the previews over and over again, calling his favourite virtual girls "my precious". He becomes a recluse, not eating or ***** well, and not going out to see his friends and family for decades, as he watches the previews continously. However, he contents himslelf with the previews and never considers the possibility of obtaining the full card for any of the preview clips.

Eventually, Bilbo steals the ring from stupid Golum and returns to the Shire. Bilbo finds that if he puts the ring on, he can get access to all the clips of a limited number of cards. Bilbo also becomes an recluse as he stays in his burrow alone all the time to view VGHD with the ring, only making ends meet by writing unlikely fanatsy stories.

The evil wizard, Gandalf, discovers that only you as Lord of the One VGHD Ring can access the full collection and decides to destroy it since he cannot access the content and his inferior soft porn product is no match.

By this time, you have recovered from the defeat several decades earlier and have raised an army of loyal VGHD members to recover the ring and defeat the ***** of ignorance and inferior porn once and for all.

Since you can detect the location of the ring when it is activated (i.e. put on) you send your Nazgul to the Shire in order to recover the One Ring directly. In the meantime, you prepare your armies of loyal fanatical VGHD followers to invade the lands of Middle Earth in order to bring quality dancing virtual girls to the PCs and laptops of all who wish it (assuming of course they have a PC with the required specifications and suitable internet access).

The war of the VGHD Ring had begun.

Your sitting online and its 20 mins to midnight on new years eve :D

..If you think that there will be automated shows machines in the airports or somewhere else.

If..

..You are a man living two lives. By day you are an average employee and by night an ***** to VG. You have always questioned your reality, but the truth is far beyond your imagination. You find yourself targeted by the police when you’re contacted by Morpheus, a legendary ***** to VG...

*Checklist for Determining Your VG Addiction in 10 Questions:

1. Do you listen music with your ears?
2. Do you have your birthday in the year?
3. Do you read your emails yourself?
4. Do you eat three times a day?
5. Do you sleep in your bed?
6. Do you take your bath in your bathroom?
7. Do you pay by credit card or cash?
8. Do you have a car?
9. Do you drink coffee or tea?
10. Do you run when you make your jogging?

• If you said yes to 7 or more questions, you ***** from VG addiction.\o/

You will only admit to being adicted providing someone can assure you that:

1) The Pope is catholic; and,
2) Bears ***** in the woods. (or if they are polar bears, they ***** in the snow.)

You know you're ***** to VG if....

..You've ranking your level of adiction!\m/

You know you're ***** to VG if....

..You finally obtain your Diploma! Congrats!!\o/

You hire a private detective to find the address of a VGHD member, hire some cat-burglars to break into this house without him knowing in order to to take a copy of his VGHD addiction diploma and then post said diploma on the VGHD forum.

Isn't that right, Daniel?

By the way. these cat-burglars were really good. You would never know they were ever here.

Absolutely right!

It was a ninja cat! The best!! (He is also *****!)

• Here in action!

That's rather dissappointing @Daniel.

I was kind of hoping you had used Spygirl (Vicky S) as the private detective, before getting Phantom Cat (Katty) and Tiny Cat (Catie) to infiltrate my home as cat burglars to copy the dimploma, especially if they left their panties as a calling card.

Such was my original intention ...

But the delightful Vicky S. lives actually an Adult fairy tale...
As for the lovely Katty, she will be soon a perfect Housewife...
And regarding the sweetie Catie, she's unfortunately a ***** girl.

A Pumpkin day in Beverly hills, a Supercop who knows your addiction, in Emergency give you a Red kiss ... Isn't she Divine?

If I ever go into hospital for my addiction, I would jut want to ensure that Chems is the Head Nurse to keep Naughty Nurse Monica Scott in line during my stay in Monica Sweet's Crazy Sick Bay

When I hear the song "I need a dollar..." by Aleo Blacc, I always realise that I am indeed esperate for a dollar.

A Cindy Dollar.

(Mmm I wonder if @Daniel could do a mock up of a dollar with Cindy's face on it???)

One buck for Cindy it's not enough...

1.000.000$! In Cindy we trust!

Funnily enough, I was just thinking the same thing after making my post.

Yes, Cingy is definately the million dollar woman.

Now we have a quarter, a dime, a buck, a grand and now a Cindy which equals $1 million.

I knew you wouldn't let us down.

You delete over 200 GB of your wife's pictures, videos, programs, to make room for more VG card downloads, only to find out that the 200 freed GB's of hard drive space, only last a couple of days & you find yourself at the local big electronic store asking some pimply faced ***** in a white button down shirt & skinny black tie, what is the biggest hard drive that they can get a hold of for you? He remembers you from last week when you came in to buy 16 GB of DDR3 so your screen saver would stop freezing! Sadly, he still believes the story you gave him about being a gamer like him.

Your addiction led you to make a deck of cards. The only thing is that.. ..There is only the image of your favorite!\o/

Actually, producing a deck of cards with a different model/card for each number/suite combo is not a bad idea.

But we would need to redifine King and Jack.

@Daniel: The cards are nice idea, classy photo too.
@Apasas: Redefining the King and Jack. How about a duo? Let the girls lead? Ask a couple DeskBabes to do a King and Jack routine?

And this is how your addiction to VG becomes an addiction to the game ..\o/

In the past someone had already made a card game Klondike with the delicious Aria...

Here:

http://aria-giovanni.virtuagirl-fansite.com/aria_giovanni_card_game.htm



Your addiction is so strong that you want to know the phone number of your favorite!

Stanz has to be the King!

Whichever model has a boyish haircut gets to be the Jack and Daniel is definitely
the Joker!

Toffee Apple in a box. Cute, Daniel.
Like Tmemo's plan.

Uh ... Jack ... Daniel ... It reminds me of something ...

• Maggie please! Drinks all round!

You're so *****...

...The last time you went to the Pub you believed recognize a VirtuaGirl(That was after few drinks...)Cheers!

...Your secretary resembles Ferraralicious.

Great animations, Daniel. Please let Julya out of that box.

You're welcome,tacia.

...Magic, when finally you have the telephone number of your favorite, you can expect a rendezvous.\o/

If..
.. You own a big car and you dream to drive your favorite.