Age Verification
This website contains age-restricted material including nudity and explicit content. By entering, you confirm being at least 18 years old or the age of majority in the jurisdiction you are accessing the website from.
I am 18+ or older - Enter
I am under 18 - Exit
Our parental controls page explains how you can easily block access to this site.

You know you're addicted to VG if....

  Forum / Everything about iStripper

Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011
You quickly lose interest in Sauron's Ring of Power that you found in Golum's cave because of your obsession with VGHD.
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011
When you see someone spill a drop of milk, you can't help staining the inside of your own clothing with drops of milky liquid you produced yourself because it reminds you too much of Maggie's DROP OF MILK card.
tektum777
Joined in Aug 2008

71 post(s)
December 11, 2011
when you named your dog 'TotemRex', your cat 'CiberVixen' and your fish 'WyldAnimal'
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 11, 2011
If..

..You've always dreamed to maintain a Harem of 500 women.
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 11, 2011 (edited)
...because you are so upset that your PC can no longer run VGHD, you turn to the dark-side of the *****, lead a clone army in insurrection against the Galactic Republic, hunt down the Jedi, become the right hand man of a ***** Sith Emperor who is determined to maintain absolute power of the Galactic Empire through initimidation and *****, and lead a relentless campaign to crush the the Rebel alliance, during which you ***** you previous Jedi master during a light saber fight and destroy Alderaan with the Death Star.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 12, 2011
Yeah! I'm so ***** that...

...I' ve dreamed to a Christmas Special party with my favorite!
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 12, 2011 (edited)
I' m still as hooked as I' ve concocted an advent calendar with a change of favorite every day until Christmas!(Pending the Party!)\o/
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 12, 2011
You get fired from your job as a VGHD model for watching VGHD.
tacia
Joined in Apr 2008

436 post(s)
December 13, 2011
You get fired from your job as a VGHD cameraman for watching VGHD.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 13, 2011
If..

..You have seen all the shows in every color offered by your PC.\o/
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 13, 2011
If..

..You decide to help future ***** by editing a book of advices on the subject.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 14, 2011
If..
.. Your pc looks like this one, with VG It has no time to cool!
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 15, 2011 (edited)
When you see Tea and Ariel's PRISON CELL card, you feel an urge to come and rescue them, but not necessarily in that order.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 15, 2011
If..

.. You have already printed the calendar of the year 2015 with your favorites !(Yeah! 2015!!)
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 16, 2011
If..
.. You know this song:


***** to VG

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily ***** to VG.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily ***** to VG!


Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered a-lot-Pretty girls!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They ***** me away?
I'm happily ***** to VG!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to VGGGGG!!! (Yeah!)
Dabber
Joined in May 2009

92 post(s)
December 16, 2011 (edited)
....you have a dream of a VG girl that is not even on your top 20 favorites list. .......I wish the dream lasted longer!!!!!!!!!
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 18, 2011
If..
..You know the other song:

All i want for Christmas is you... you... Uh...And You...
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 18, 2011
You find you love being being grilled by the Police Secret Services in the Interrogation room because it reminds you of Miss Roxx's Interrogation Room card.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 19, 2011
You know you're ***** to VG if....

...Uh, Hey! You! Wait a minute!! What do you do??
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 20, 2011
If..
..You all see VG as a daily part of your lives and for some its something You just can not live without.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 21, 2011
If..

..You think that in 2012 you can interact with the software and thus change the characteristics of the VirtuaGirls (Hair, Eyes etc...)

Just for more fancy!\o/
91hebasu
Joined in Jan 2008

1144 post(s)
December 24, 2011
.....You spend Christmas eve sitting in front of your computer watching the girls dance.
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 25, 2011
You have given up mastrubating as you find it distracts you too much from watching and enjoying VGHD.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 25, 2011
If..

.. You dream that 2012 would be an Extra Special Vintage for VirtuaGirls!\o/
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 25, 2011
You are so desparate to buy the VGHD card that you promised yourself for Christmas that you buy it on Christmas Eve, resulting in Christmas cumming early.
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 28, 2011
You were so ***** in 2011 that you hope to be even ***** in 2012!\o/


Happy ***** Year 2012!
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 30, 2011
If..

...You ask a painting of your favorite by a great master in the Cubist style, a masterpiece estimate of 2000000 € - 3000000 €
tacia
Joined in Apr 2008

436 post(s)
December 30, 2011
Who'd've guessed you own this level of artistic talent?
daniel1111
Joined in Dec 2007

707 post(s)
December 30, 2011
-Thx tacia but me, an artistic talent > Oh no! I'm just a self made designer free and usually for pleasure..

I'm just a humble computer's handyman! Thanx @ 'totoshop' & many others in freeware! And I make that just for fun.( or may be by Addiction...)

You know you're always ***** if...

...You can't stop!(but especially as you have fun!)

ஐღ ☮ Peace & Laugh ㋡

Happy New Year 2012! Keep the fun!
Apasas
Joined in Aug 2009

1038 post(s)
December 31, 2011 (edited)
When the Trojan Prince Paris steals your VGHD collection, you call on your elder brother, Agamemnon, to raise an army from all of Greece to launch an expedition against Troy to help you recover your beloved beauties.

When the fleet is delayed at Aulis due to bad weather, your brother is only able to launch the expition after sacrificing his *****, Iphigenia, to the Goddess Artemis.

After ten years of fierce fighting between men, heros and the Gods themsleves over your VGHD collection and the loss of great heros such as Achilles, Ajax, Sarpedon and Hector, the Greek armies are eventually able to sack the city with the aid of the Trojan horse. With the defeat of Troy you are happily reunited once again with your VGHD collection.

In the Trojan War, a thousand VGHD cards launched a thousand ships.

(Yes I know it is sureal and not very likely. But sometimes I like to stretch artistic licence to it's limit to express the point.)

You are not allowed to participate yet

As a free user of iStripper, you are not allowed to answer a topic in the forum or to create a new topic.
But you can still access basics categories and get in touch with our community !