Alright, you guys behave yeself now !!!

she had my balls in a vise but she left my dick i guess its still hooked up but now it shoots to quik

If I have ta come back it's gonna git f*&%kin ugly .... rotfl

EDIT: Welcome to the funny farm Miss Linda !!!!

who woke the old man up? tities and beer tities and beer tities and beer ops im stuck in a loop

Hemmy yes. I'd advise both of you to get ***** off your gourd before two stepping.

Referee it. Heck ya !!!! Who the hell needs TNA wrestling when I have the best entertainment right in front of me . . . rotfl

Beardy . . . Telling people to behave. Calling the kettle black again are we ???

V1now . . . If you put your nextto last post completely in past tense . . .

It sounds like an epitaph. You better pull this one through cause ol' Hemmy will carve that on your tombstone should ya lose.

i had a dream or maybe it was all the beer i drank

@raymondo64

I always behave, ya hear me !!!

How come YOU always get to play the handsomer character in our skits !!!???

i think she said hello and thats when the trouble started!

You got a point . . .

DD called "A Christmas Story" a rude movie.

Now that right there is trouble !!!

Here have a drink n talk it out.

DD said WHAT about the Christmas Story ???? !!!!

ops now hes mad

Uh oh . . . I'm scurrying back to the comforts of my lair . . .

i didnt do it it was all that jerk v1now not me

You're right . . . That V1now dude is a REAL piece of work . . .

If any should be dueling, it's you two.

if i ever get out of here im gonna kick his butt!uh oh here cum the guys in the white coats again

One, two, three, four

Giddy up
Giddy up

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I ride a big white horse
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I ride a big white horse
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)

Well people look at me and say
Hurrah hurrah is that your horse?
(He rides from Texas on a big white horse)
Yeah

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten gallon hat
(He rides from Texas with a ten gallon hat)

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten gallon hat
(He rides from Texas with a ten gallon hat)

Well people look at me and say
Hurrah hurrah is that your hat?
(He rides from Texas with a ten gallon hat)
Yeah

Well I was walkin' down the street
With my shinin' badge
My spurs jinglin' down at my feet
I seen a man a comin'
Comin' with a gun, and
I just can't be beat !

Well I'm a long tall Texan
I enforce justice for the law
(He rides from Texas to enforce the law)

Well people look at me and say
Hurrah hurrah are you the law?

wigston say,hello is it me your looking for,is your middle name linda nat.

Lionel Linda Shed, Wigston, Being Held ***** !! Please Send B&Q !!!--P.D.Q. !!!

is there trouble here?

Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...

I recken your right DD

Yer Dadblamed Rootin' Tootin', Sure as Shootin', I'm Right, Well I'll Be Goldurned, Bushwhacked, and Hornswoggled, if I Ain't, Yep, Sirree, Buckaroo !!!

PTAW !!!-----------DING !!!

i think the new girl ran away. itold you guys to layon....i mean off her!

i tried v1now....lol

She probably thought the first pics of Clint was really me and it scared the ***** out of her ..... rotfl ... hell I thought everybody knew I aint as calm and peaceful as ol Clint is ... lol


Pardon me, I am heavily sedated from going to the doc and I am more stupid than usual, I'm going to shut up and lay down now and try to shake this damn flu ... rotfl

I Thought You Sounded a Little Horse !!! Neigh !!!

Beardy, you go do that and get better . . .