If it hasn't happened already, can we start a thread where anybody who can translate what these beautiful creatures are saying, can do so and share? Or, is there a easy way for me to translate, myself? Any suggestions?

I have tried to imagine that Carolina Abril and Cara Mell are both talking about how obsessed they are with me and my sexy ass and how they want to lock me up and both "interogate" me until they get what they want. It's just not as good because my brain keeps reminding me that it's all my imagination and realistically, I would last about 2.5 seconds in that scenario, unless I was reeaallyy *****.