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Hi my name is Linda

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honkytonkwoman
Mitglied seit in Nov 2008

70 Beiträge
12. March 2009
Hello!
guitarman608
Mitglied seit in Oct 2007

12 Beiträge
12. March 2009
hi linda,
welcome to the site!!
hope you enjoy your stay here!
how are you finding things so far?
Regards
Rob
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
12. March 2009
hello nice to meat you hope you got more to say than that
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
12. March 2009
Hi. Do you have a picture of your leg???


I need a new avatar.
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
12. March 2009
watch out hes trying to make a lamp out of you!
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
12. March 2009
Dude . . .

It's just a picture !!! . . . ;)

I just like the lamp from that there movie . . . lol
DIDGEDRUM
Mitglied seit in Mar 2008

2351 Beiträge
12. March 2009 (edited)
Those Movies are Rude !!!

Anyway, Sorry Linda,

You were about to Tell Us All about Yourself !!!
FX000
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

604 Beiträge
12. March 2009
You guys Know i have to bite my tongue on these topics :D,But since i'm
wearin somethin nice i'll say hello to Linda..."Hello Linda" have fun:D
honkytonkwoman
Mitglied seit in Nov 2008

70 Beiträge
12. March 2009
jeez. send me a message, don't just post on the board ;)
wigston
Mitglied seit in May 2008

62 Beiträge
13. March 2009
wigston say,hello linda,and welcome,have fun.
hemmyboy
Mitglied seit in Jan 2008

93 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Howdy Linda!!! this is your HonkytonkMan from the Lone Star State...aka Hemmyboy nice to meet you and welcome to VGHD
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
13. March 2009
hey hemmy i was the first texan to see her back off lol
tiobruno57
Mitglied seit in Aug 2008

163 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Welcome, Linda. As long as you understand that most of us have escaped from a loony bin somewhere, and don't take us too seriously you'll be fine. Not that you aren't fine already...
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
13. March 2009
their cuming to take me away ha ha there cuming to take me away
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
13. March 2009
They're just coming now !!!??? I thought they locked ya up years ago !!!
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
13. March 2009
i got away
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Come back . . . We miss ya !!!
v2now
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

265 Beiträge
13. March 2009
im working on a plan to get the rest of you out
FX000
Mitglied seit in Dec 2008

604 Beiträge
13. March 2009
get the big indian fella to chuck a sink through the window :D
hawkeye287
Mitglied seit in Jul 2008

20 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Welcome Linda...don't mind us we're harmless...i think Eh
alerte
Mitglied seit in May 2008

6514 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Welcome Linda, have lot of fun here.
deekayd
Mitglied seit in Apr 2008

415 Beiträge
13. March 2009
hehehehehehehehehehehe!
I saw her first,
so what? what are you going to do about it?
I'll show you what I'm going to do about it!
yeah! go on then, show me! I dare you!
yeah, I dare you!
I dared you forst,
Don't you mean "first"?
that's what I said...Forst!
so you did say forst!
you said forst then, so you said forst, first!
no, you said forst first!
no, you said first forstly and forst firstly,
okay, okay, that's enough of that, what were we talking about,
it was about who said what fosrt or firstly,
fosrt.... hey what?
look let's just forget about it and go get a drink!
that's a good idea, let's!
hang on we cant get out of this place til V2now/V1now cums to get us out!
that could take ages, you know how long he takes to cum? not that I have any interest in that-seriously!
I tell ya what when the white coats go, we can sneak down the corridor and break into the medicine cabinet!
you said that last time and forgot about it when they gave us those funny vitamins,
mmmmmmmmmmmmm vitamins!
honkytonkwoman
Mitglied seit in Nov 2008

70 Beiträge
13. March 2009 (edited)
does everyone get such a long welcome thread? and i prefer private messages.
alerte
Mitglied seit in May 2008

6514 Beiträge
13. March 2009
hello @honkytonkwoman,
yes some times when the community is glad she likes to make a great welcome. then for your welcome a made a mai skin, have funrious.
hemmyboy
Mitglied seit in Jan 2008

93 Beiträge
13. March 2009
@V2now, I recken! See you at high noon partner....lmao
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
13. March 2009 (edited)
All right you two . . .

Instead of duelling and having the sheriff of the town have to clean up a ***** , invite this fine lil' lady to Billy Bob's for a dance off.

And may the best two stepper win . . . ;)
v1now
Mitglied seit in Nov 2007

141 Beiträge
13. March 2009
i got 2 left feet only thing i can 2 step on is toes lol
raymondo64
Mitglied seit in Dec 2007

863 Beiträge
13. March 2009
Well . . .

Hemmy has two right feet so this could wind up VERY messy. Suddenly,

A shoot out is looking like the safer option . . . rotfl
SimplePsymon
Mitglied seit in Jan 2008

333 Beiträge
13. March 2009
hemmyboy
Mitglied seit in Jan 2008

93 Beiträge
13. March 2009
@Ray will you be the Judge at this fine 2 Toe step contest? I think after a few drinks I might be able to line dance on my Toes as long as no one ***** me with a ballerina.... Lmao

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