Dear readers,
I'm an a-sexual guy; that means that I do not have a sexual drive. You can call me an occasion-gay man. A Dutch saying is that talks don't fill the holes. And I often make jokes about beïng gay instead.
I'm just a virgo by my birth-date. But thats another story that I ain't gonna tell. Lets just say it has to do with one-night-stands and an occasional friend with benefits, or I'll would still 've been a double *****. I just can't say how many women have tried to un-virgan me, and that's just not gonna happen, ever.
But I can fantasise about having a relationship with a woman! You know; having her
around and having sex with her.
I watch I-stripper all the time;
On my park-bench in my garden for instance: there I smoke a cigar, have a drink, and watch I-stripper. Ohw, how awesome it would be to have sex on that bench in my garden.
Then there is when I finish showering and dry off, while playing I-stripper. I even catch myself dancing myself too in front of the washing-machine.
Or with cooking, where I put the phone on the kitchen-counter while preparing a meal. And in the mornings, when I make breakfast in my morning-robe, then I mostly dance along too. I've heard of an appartment, where there was human-fluwids even behind the kitchen-counter.
And then there is the morning waking-up. Where I put my alarm on snooze and jurk off for a while, and watch I-stripper before getting out of bed and taking a shower.
Or just on my coffee-table, where I sit on a *****-sofa having a drink in front of my tv. I've already had sex on that sofa. In fact; I haven't still had sex with a woman on/in my bed. And I can honestly say you can better have sex on a *****-sofa then on your bed.
I also sometimes drink coffee with my upstairs-neighbour too and put my phone on his coffee-table while it's playing I-stripper. I can't have a beer with him anymore because he was agonised when I started to ***** in a ***** state once. 'Nuilen' he calls it in Dutch. And I call it: 'lallen'. I don't think u'r gonna understand that...
The girl I fantasise having -a relationship with/-around/-sex with is, at the moment; Niemira. Would love to have a meet and greet with her! But that's just in my dreams. I can even imagine her saying: "In your dreams, buddy!" and squeesing her legs tight when I gather all my courage and put my hand between her legs.
Ohw, how I would love to have sex with her;
You know; putting my cock on her ass in the shower. Or having sex in the positions secretary and amazon. Beginning with a blow-job! My favorite position is position 69, where I circle my tongue around her pussy, stimulating her clitt, litterairly eating it! Or just a good munch'in, waking her up in the morning! I already told you about the sex we could have on my *****-sofa, in the kitchen, in my bed-room, bathroom or in my garden.
I would love to have her hang'in around in my appartment. Just watch'in tv with her on my sofa.
I would love to take care of her too;
Washing her in the shower, cooking for her, and even making appointments for her and going there along with her. Going (obligated) to party's or family (wich I haven't got) with her as her boy-friend. Letting her go out party'n on her own, probably with her friends.
I simply would love that all! But that's just fantasy. I bett you all have fantasy's too about the strippers!
At the moment I'm sitting in my bed-room, where I have a computer-desk, drinking a fine bordeaux wine. And off course I-stripper is playing in the corner off my screen. While do'in my laundry.
I wish you all have a great time with I-stripper, cause I certainly have!