You decide to retire from your career early so that you can spend more quality time with your VGHD and Deskbabes.

You know you're ***** to VG if...

...You see your favourite who get out of the screen and who comes say hello !

You are so ***** to VG that when you travel around the world, you absolutely require a hotel room with wifi...

You no your ***** to VG when you prefer your wife onscreen rather than in person lol.

You include the right to watch VGHD and DB in your marriage vows.

During the Coffee Break you ask Lola if she would like to go to a Jet Set Candy Party on Coconut Island in the hope getting a Fresh Kiss in exchange for an Exotic Drink.

During your divorce, your wife claims custody of your VGHD collection because she know how much it will upset you.

You're so ***** that you are completely and utterly perplexed when you notice that none of your friend's computers don't have VG on it.

Kind of true in my case. :-) None of my buddies are/were really aware of it.

... In your monthly budget, you always account for and put money aside for VirtuaGirl:

Gas expenses: $100
Electric Bill: $120
VirtuaGirl: $250
Cell Phone: $60
..etc.

:-)

You are still as ***** as you dream that Totem will achieve the Vintage Collection after the Classics Cards.\o/

When you have your sex change you get your pussy sculptured so that it looks identical to that of your favourite VGHD/DB model.

When Orpheus turns up at your house and tells you that the reason you are sitting in front of your computer all the time is because you are the ONE living in a Matrix type world, you tell him to bugger off because you are busy watching VGHD.

If...
...One card of your favourite speaks directly to you, to say that you're *****!

When you think a secured download..Is ***** with your external drive,under your pillow...

Quand vous etes au bureau vous regarder VG et que vous devez aller au WC faire vos besoin vous amener votre ordinateur avec vous.

Tatantan, Ok mais si c'est un Pc fixe ça rique de ne pas être pratique surtout si c'est pour la grosse commission et que ça urge!

• Alors faites vous directement installer un siège adapté.CQFD.

You're so ***** to VG that you have a tattoo of your favorite!

When you go to a real life strip club, you take your laptop with you so that you can watch VGHD in case you get bored.

When you dream of virtua girls all night, your wife/partner wakes up in the morning to find several bank notes stuffed down her panties.

You give a RED CHARM to a YOUNG LADY dressed as a NAUGHTY NURSE at the SCHOOL BALL held in a GOLDEN PALACE to declare your EVERLASTING LOVE for her because she looks like Monica Scott.

You find you get distracted from work because there isn't a virtua girl dancing in the corner of your screen.

You guys are so funny.

... you greet each girl by name and maybe even engage in a little small talk.

......If your computer crashes, starts smoking and all you're really concerned about is getting VG up and running. All your other data can ***** for all you care.



@halftone,
Wow....
Is that a Cougar....standing on a Cougar....holding a sword ??

How did you guess? halftone.

I'm so *****,that every morning Zuzia talks to me:She's one my favourites \m/...

...And every evening she's angry because I did not have enough time devoted to her, in fact, I only look twice each of her shows during the day.\o/

You are still as ***** as you find yourself to dream of an improbable trio.ஐღ㋡

Damn and I so wanted that trio too daniel1111, lol \m/

When buying a new PC or laptop in a store, you insist on registering in VGHD and setting up your external hard drive on the display model just to make sure that VGHD works properly.

If...
...You have only two keys on your keyboard.

FAIL: She is not a VirtuaGirl!

when during a fishing party, you see your favorite emerging as a mermaid.