When you cross off everybody`s name.And vote for Stanzeflasher for PRESIDENT;;;;;

And how much nude photography are you suggesting the President does??? A lot more if stanze get's elected...:)

You no your ***** to VG when you forget to switch if off and your 4 year old son shouts at you and says there is rude woman attacking your pc from within.

You buy a back-up generator to ensure that you can watch VGHD even if there is a power-cut.

...You notice that you do not play any more videogames for months.

Or you play video games with the girls on the forefront at the same time because you can't live without your favorite model on your screen everyday :)

If...
...Just like me, you does not find enough variety of models.
You decided to go straight in the Czech Republic to recruit the next DeskBabes and VirtuaGirls....\o/

Edit: I leave you, I must prepared my bags.Moo\o/\o/

You know you're ***** to VG if .... you start photoing nude women and interviewing them and sending there contact info to Stanzeflasher for the next VG/DB model, lol \m/

...for your wedding anniversary, you treat your wife to tow tickets to see VGHD.

...you used to look forward to a night out with the lads. But now you much prefer a night in with the (virtua) girls.

Ok i admit ***** as well :-)

...if you insist that you are not ***** (because you are in denial).

...the only way you can come out of a coma is listening to the soundtrack of Deskbabes.

...you spend an entire afternoon looking for an appropriate non-nude picture to post in a thread called: "You know youre *****..."

• only to give up and then make a post anyway

(^o^) ohoho

....when taking part in the the TV quiz show, Mastermind, you choose VGHD as your specialised subject and answer all the questions correcltly in world record time.

..you state that at your funeral, you wish to have forty monitors playing above your casket with your favorite models playing.

I don't know if that would be just plain creepy or hilarious. Nonetheless, at least you wouldn't have to explain anything to anyone. ;-)

...you return from the dead to moan about the lack of forty monitors playing VG girls above your casket when you died! Trick or treat...;)

If ... Every week you go at the meeting of VG ***** Anonymous...(to discuss the best model of the week).

... you have more than 1250 Cards in your Collection, and you cannot explain WHY?!?

You have 1311 cards in your collection and you can explain why!!!

I want one of those shirts. :-D

...instead of having a photo of your family or sweatheart in your wallet, you have a photo of your favourite VGHD model.

Just imagine the conversation between two soldiers:

Comrade: She is beautiful. Is she your your sweetheart?

VGHD member: Don't be ridiculous. She means more to me than that. It's Susan from VGHD.

...before going into battle you write a farewell letter to your favourite VGHD model(s) and ask your comrade to deliver it if you don't make it.

Can you imagine the tragic death scene....

VGHD member: Tell Chems that...(cough, cough)... that...she has got the most beautful..(cough, cough)...ass I have ever seen....uuuggghhhh!!

....when you have every VGHD card and you find yourself sitting in front of your computer every Friday morning waiting for the new cards to be released.

If...

...You launch a clothing line and other products bearing the likeness of VirtuaGirls. Only for yourself.

Dionysus, Unfortunately, my Tee-shirts are not for sale.\o/

That's right. We wouldn't want to break branding/copyright laws, would we?

You start to believe that God only created the world and created man, so that man could develop and improve VGHD. because God is ***** too.

"In the beginning there was the word. And that word was VGHD."

You leave your partner because you feel guilty about being unfaithful to your VGHD and Deskbabes girls.

If...
...You finally stop feeding this thread, and prefer to watch the VirtuaGirls jiggle on your desktop!㋡

...you have som really nice dreams of virtua girls and then find yourself anxious to watch all her cards.

Actually, this happened to me last night. I had a nice dream about Sarah and wanted to watch her cards today.