... you feel guilty because you haven't posted in the community in a couple days, so you rush to play catch-up.

(eh, that's me there).

You assign VGHD models to days of the year and declare them as personal holy days of worship.

Sorry, I can't come to work today because it is Saint Chems day.

You find out that the other VIP VGHD member with whom you are having a bitter dispute on the VGHD forums is actually your schizophrenic self.

You realise that crack ***** and heroine just don't do it for you anymore.

you can't wait for your wife to leave the house so you can log on!

you watch VGHD while sitting beside your wife and your mother.

Not at my house!

Actually, I have watched it with my wife (but on lighter settings). But I wouldn't be corageous enough to watch beside my mother.

Opposite here, my mother knows what her kids have been up to, my wife considers the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue porn! LOL

Interesting discussion. Although a bit off topic. My wife has a fairly liberal and enlightened attitude to porn. She accepts that looking at porn is a thing that men do. And frankly, VGHD is relatively soft and inoffensive.

Anyway, back on topic...

You have your PC on at 06.59am (BST) every morning just to see what special offers will be available at 07.00am.

....every time you see someone make the V-sign in a movie, on the news or in real life, you naturally assume they are referring to VHGD. Blimey there are a lot of wars to get girls on your desk top these days.

"V for Virtual Girl!"

VirtuaGirls first ***** then. Even before they existed. That's dedication. ;-D

LOL. Yes, he was a visionary. I remember his famous speech...

We shall watch them on the beaches. We shall watch them in the hotels. We shall watch them in the bedrooms and living rooms. We shall watch them in the offices. We will watch them with increasing confidence in the train and in the air. We will always surrender...

Here is another...

...you insist on only using the first letter of the surnames of every girl you meet, especially those called Adrianna, Carol, Denissa, Jana, Lucie and Sandra.

...you can't prevent yourself getting an immediate and embarrassing errection when you go for a walk in the country because it reminds you too much of Jana Cova's Country Walk card.

You decide to take a day off work to have a Dorothy Banks holiday during which you visit a Summer Camp called Pirate City where you a get Shangai Fever from some Dutch Cheese served to you by a Chic Chick wearing Hot Leather.

when you see girls in pubic thinking,ya i would buy that card

Hahaha. That does happen with me. Here's a related one.

....your main chat-up line for meeting new girls is:

"Gosh, you are so pretty. If you had a card on VGHD, I would buy it immediately for two tickets.!

.. Your wife or girlfriend is perplexed that during foreplay, you shout, "Next Clip." Or.. You pull out a magnifying glass to inspect further.

Oh boy.

Or even worse you shout "Switch to next model".

Oh, and Blue Angel can't seem to get the universal Virtua Girl symbol correct. How cute... look at her try...

Blue, "V for VirtuaGirl!"

Totem, "No, Blue Angel, it's your index and middle."

Blue, "My middle!"

Totem, "No, no, no! Your index too."

Blue, "forget this! I'm gonna get nekkid."

Yes, that is a little bit frivolous of her. Silly Blue Angel seems to have got her letters mixed up. She seems to be signing YI, for some reason.

However, some people take VGHD very seriously as you can see.

...you can recite the details of every card in order of card number, release date order and alphabetical order by model name.

lol @Apasas Great stuff!

Speaking of that pic of guns and peace signs, don't you think the world would be such a more peaceful place with just sweet lovin and things like VirtuaGirl? It keeps my cool in trying times. Tells me to lighten up. :-) I know that's a very 60-70s statement of me ("Make love not war"), but it's the truth. :-)

Anybody who wants to start wars needs to be given a complimentary copy of VG or DB.



At any rate:


... when a special "1 ticket only" offer comes up, you actually can't afford it. Because you spent all your dough on the full-price offers the week prior.

(that's me again).

oh, oh and:

.. You have a strong desire to move to countries like the Czech Republic because you sincerely believe it's filled with hot babes!

Eurobabes totally rule. Exotic and more sexy than USA chicks much of the time. :-)

...you organise a Private Reception at a Boat Party in Hazzard Country to gift Kristine Chrystalis with a ring containing both a Black Cyrstal and a Red Crystal in the hope of starting a Wild Romance with her.

When you realise you can't check out Friday's releases until Saturday as you are away from your laptop all day and you just don't want to wait!!!

Although to make up for this I will be having real lap dances in FYEO in Newcastle.
;-D

While watching the Weather site for the latest Storm reports...

(Check out Lovely Basic Weather Woman & Milf-O-Mama Samantha.... today/weekend 9/3/2011...check out all 4 of her reports!)

http://www.weather.com/weather/videos/forecasts-40/national-165/a-national-look-at-the-next-3-days-364#loc=40/165/365

...you find yourself muttering.."Damn! Totem's gettin' softer...She's taking too freakin' long to start stripping!!!"
...followed by a hearty entreaty to "Bend over, babe!" lustfully yelled at the screen....or is that just me???
:)

you've been ***** to VGoddesses since the original VG program came out and you haven't had sex with a real girl since 2002 :)

If...
.. you start seeing all the girls you meet on the street as potentials models!

Is it serious Doc?