Who? Me, No!... Dr. No? Who?

In Serie 1 episode 2 "The End of the World"


The Steward: Who the hell are you?
The Doctor: Oh that's nice, thanks.


End of joke... Back to our addiction o/:

If...
...After the Nascar trophy, you fly to Ibiza, to find your Roomate, She drinks a Skimmed milk and you a Tequila... After that you dance together a Hot salsa!

Thx Nella!

...In Happy land, you have a Big fun, an Italian pleasure!

When you see your Cherry bomb, you're on a Cotton cloud, you need a Big injection of Neapolitan coffee for the next Sweet evening in Cuba libre!

In The Final lap you have a Happy birthday in the Secret mansion with Martha of course!

You know why she must mean a lot to you!

If..

...During the Super Bowl, you cross a Horny girl with XXL Boobs and who smelled like a Fresh flower, she was coming from the Venus college, a Private school.

• You had succumb to her Striking beauty, she was a Lonely rider in Black latex, you had invited her to take a Confidential Spice cocktail, you gave her a Fatal kiss after a Sex spell:
• Finally in the Human warmth, you had make love in the Roadster!

You had never forget this day, her name is Zuzana!

If..

..You walk in Shanghai by Night, not far from Zebra Beach, you enter in the China Club : 'The Black Quartz's Mysterious Temple', then you see a Beijing Student named Mai! (In an infrared Sauna) .

If..

..You help yourself with all the means available to modern technology, in order to restore movement to your favorite!

If..

.. Really all the means!

You got *****. Angelica Kitten, particularly Angelica Kitten naked, is more addictive than Victoria Blaze, more addictive than Mona, more addictive than Eve Angel, more addictive than....

You know you're ***** to VG if....

...Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. \o/

You record VGHD on your camera phone so that you can watch VGHD on the move.

If..

..The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

If..

..Several experts have dealt with your case.(Nikki of course!)

If..

..You are now an adherent of VG roulette!

Are the DB's red or black?

It's going too fast, I am not able to distinguish.\o/

Thanks, Apasas, now I know I'm *****. I don't use a cell phone but do carry a videocamera pretty much everywhere. Several 8g chips are full of VG shows. Just in case.

You know you're ***** to VG if....

....You Know that you're *****!

_______a88888"8888888888888888888888,
______,8888"__"P88888888888888888888b,
______d88_________`""P88888888888888888,
_____,8888b_______________""88888888888888,
_____d8P'''__,aa,______________""888888888b
_____888bbdd888888ba,__,I_________"88888888,
_____8888888888888888ba8"_________,88888888b
____,888888888888888888b,________,8888888888
____(88888888888888888888,______,88888888888,
____d888888888888888888888,____,8___"8888888b
____88888888888888888888888__.;8'"""__(888888
____8888888888888I"8888888P_,8"_,aaa,__888888
____888888888888I:8888888"_,8"__`b8d'__(88888
____(8888888888I'888888P'_,8)__________88888
_____88888888I"__8888P'__,8")__________88888
_____8888888I'___888"___,8"_(._.)_______88888
_____(8888I"_____"88,__,8"_____________,8888P
______888I'_______"P8_,8"_____________,88888)
_____(88I'__________",8"__M""""""M___,888888'
____,8I"____________,8(____"aaaa"___,8888888
___,8I'____________,888a___________,8888888)
__,8I'____________,888888,_______,888888888
_,8I'____________,8888888'`-===-'888888888'
,8I'____________,8888888"________88888888"
8I'____________,8"____88_________"888888P
8I____________,8'_____88__________`P888"
8I___________,8I______88____________"8ba,.
(8,_________,8P'______88______________88""8bma,.
_8I________,8P'_______88,______________"8b___""P8ma,
_(8,______,8d"________`88,_______________"8b_____`"8a
__8I_____,8dP_________,8X8,________________"8b.____:8b
__(8____,8dP'__,I____,8XXX8,________________`88,____8)
___8,___8dP'__,I____,8XxxxX8,_____I,_________8X8,__,8
___8I___8P'__,I____,8XxxxxxX8,_____I,________`8X88,I8
___I8,__"___,I____,8XxxxxxxxX8b,____I,________8XXX88I,
___`8I______I'__,8XxxxxxxxxxxxXX8____I________8XXxxXX8,
____8I_____(8__,8XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8___I________8XxxxxxXX8,
___,8I_____I[_,8XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8__8________8XxxxxxxxX8,
___d8I,____I[_8XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8b_8_______(8XxxxxxxxxX8,
___888I____`8,8XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8_8,_____,8XxxxxxxxxxxX8
___8888,____"88XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8)8I____.8XxxxxxxxxxxxX8
__,8888I_____88XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8_`8,__,8XxxxxxxxxxxxX8"
__d88888_____`8XXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8'__`8,,8XxxxxxxxxxxxX8"
__888888I_____`8XXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX8'____"88XxxxxxxxxxxxX8"
__88888888bbaaaa88XXxxxxxxxxxxXX8)______)8XXxxxxxxxxXX8"
__8888888I,_``""""""8888888888888888aaaaa8888XxxxxXX8"
__(8888888I,______________________.__```"""""88888P"
___88888888I,___________________,8I___8,_______I8"
____"""88888I,________________,8I'____"I8,____;8"
___________`8I,_____________,8I'_______`I8,___8)
____________`8I,___________,8I'__________I8__:8'
_____________`8I,_________,8I'___________I8__:8
______________`8I_______,8I'_____________`8__(8
_______________8I_____,8I'________________8__(8;
_______________8I____,8"__________________I___88,
______________.8I___,8'_______________________8"8,
..You write your favorite under form of coded message.

... If this picture reminds you of someone and you cant focus on the lecture for college . It actually may be her, since she lives in Rotterdam and this is an ad for a Dutch store, so I want to know if you guys agree or I'm just seeing things.

PS: pic taken on cellphone, the colors are a tad off.

If..

..After a hard day of work, you expect to find a pretty girl in your living room.

If..
..It reminds you of your childhood when you wanted always more candy.

If..
.. Like me, you drive the point home.

If you can`t go to sleep.

if living girls don't interest you...

if you seduce a girl only if her name is "suzanne"...

HEY YOU!! YA YOU...ADMIT THAT YOUR *****...OR I`ll SHOOT!!!

Indeed, How not to be *****. MMmm!Slurp!

As OP of this thread, you pronounce yourself a GOD when you reach VIP status.

It's easy, Dionysus is the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness and ***** in VG mythology.

• Congrats Dionysus!

Cheers!

If..
..You think the Easter Bunny is responsible...